LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

It now is a stay at home season
I’m sure we all know the reason
It's too cold or wet
Too much virus to get
To say any more would be treason!

No ideas now, my mind is a blank

It now is a stay at home season
I’m sure we all know the reason
It's too cold or wet
Too much virus to get

It now is a stay at home season
I’m sure we all know the reason
It's too cold or wet

It now is a stay at home season
I’m sure we all know the reason

Joe loves a charity shop find
Like those old phonographs that you wind
An unspotted gem,
He wants more of them,
Off some elegant plates he has dined.

It now is the stay-at-home season

Joe loves a charity shop find
Like those old phonographs that you wind
An unspotted gem,
He wants more of them,

Joe lives a charity shop find
Like those old phonographs that you wind
An unspotted gem

Joe loves a charity shop find
Like those old phonographs that you wind

The weather is freezing today
But heating's horrific to pay
So wear wooly pants
And frequently dance
Do a few star jumps so they say.

Joe loves a charity shop find

The weather is freezing today
But heating’s horrific to pay
So wear woolly pants
And frequently dance

The weather is freezing today
But heating’s horrific to pay.
So wear woolly pants

The weather is freezing today
But heating’s horrific to pay.

I`d like to have an adventure
But not risk losing my denture
Convertible teeth
With more underneath
Would certainly bring me some censure.

The weather is freezing today

I`d like to have an adventure
But not risk losing my denture
Convertible teeth
With more underneath

I'd like to have an adventure
But not risk losing my denture
Convertible teeth

I'd like to have an adventure
But not to risk losing my denture

I'd like to have an adventure
Am I brave enough to venture

Or try riding over the Falls
Exciting when adventure calls
Then risk is a thrill
When mistakes could kill
But it's great if you've got the balls.

I'd like to have an adventure

Or try riding over the Falls
Exciting when adventure calls
Then risk is a thrill
When mistakes could kill

Or try riding over the Falls
Exciting when adventure calls
Then risk is a thrill

Or try riding over the Falls
Exciting when adventure calls

Tightropes can be so much fun
Until you fall off, then you're done
Yet a soft landing
Means you're still standing
And a new career you've begun,

Or try riding over the Falls

Tightropes can be so much fun
Until you fall off, then you're done
Yet a soft landing
Means you're still standing

Tightropes can be so much fun
Until you fall off, then you're done
Yet a soft landing

Tightropes can be so much fun
Until you fall off, then you're done