LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

Sunshine brings out lots of walkers
Gets their boots out from the lockers
But take it easy

Sunshine brings out lots of walkers
Gets their boots out from the lockers
But take it easy
It's rather breezy

Sunshine brings out lots of walkers
Gets their boots out from the lockers
But take it easy
It's rather breezy
Think I'll stay inside with the talkers.

My cat just got into some trouble

My cat just got into some trouble
By chasing a dog called Bubble

My cat just got into some trouble
By chasing a dog called Bubble
With tail between legs

My cat just got into some trouble
By chasing a dog called Bubble
With tail between legs
That little dog begs

My cat just got into some trouble
By chasing a dog called Bubble
With tail between legs
That little dog begs
For more dinner, about double.

I live with a bird called Wiggy

I live with a bird called Wiggy
She’s slim and pretty, like Twiggy

I live with a bird called Wiggy
She`s slim and pretty, like Twiggy
With feathers so trim

I live with a bird called Wiggy
She`s slim and pretty, like Twiggy
With feathers so trim
Although a bit dim

I live with a bird called Wiggy
She`s slim and pretty, like Twiggy
With feathers so trim
Although a bit dim
She wishes she looked like Miss Piggy.

A horse is a wonderful pet

A horse is a wonderful pet
I once had a pony called Jet

A horse is a wonderful pet
I once had a pony called Jet
Though I was tubby

A horse is a wonderful pet
I once had a pony called Jet
Though I was tubby
The horse was more chubby

A horse is a wonderful pet
I once had a pony called Jet
Though I was tubby
The horse was more chubby
And both would break into a sweat

I would prefer that I perspired

I would prefer that I perspired
The toxins would all be fired

I would prefer that I perspired
The toxins would all be fired
But my damp armpits

I would prefer that I perspired
The toxins would all be fired
But my damp armpits
Lower my spirits

I would prefer that I perspired
The toxins would all be fired
But my damp armpits
Lower my spirits
And my social life would be expired.

'Tis springtime, the season for sneezing

Springtime, the season for sneezing
And sadly some will be wheezing

Springtime, the season for sneezing
And sadly some will be wheezing
Inhalers ready

Springtime, the season for sneezing
And sadly some will be wheezing
Inhalers ready
Antihistamines steady

Springtime, the season for sneezing
And sadly some will be wheezing
Inhalers ready
Antihistamines steady
Rather have sniffles than ‘freezing’

What’s that I hear in the attic?

What’s that I hear in the attic?
It's something really dramatic,

What’s that I hear in the attic?
It's something really dramatic,
Please go up there and see