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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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henetha Sun 03-Apr-22 10:37:45

Cell phones can be so annoying
Going wrong while you’re enjoying
Searching on Tinder

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crazyH Sun 03-Apr-22 13:06:28

Cell phones can be so annoying
Going wrong while you’re enjoying
Searching on Tinder
Like little Cinder

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Juliet27 Mon 04-Apr-22 15:38:12

Cell phones can be so annoying
Going wrong while you’re enjoying
Searching on Tinder
Like little Cinder
Not searching, I’m only toying!

When I first entered employment

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crazyH Mon 04-Apr-22 18:20:14

When I first entered employment
I really did get enjoyment

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Crocus5 Mon 04-Apr-22 19:22:52

When I first entered employment
I really did get enjoyment
But as years went by

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crazyH Mon 04-Apr-22 20:49:32

When I first entered employment
I really did get enjoyment
But as years went by
Got a new Boss, Guy

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NanKate Tue 05-Apr-22 04:58:28

When I first entered employment
I really did get enjoyment
But as years went by
Got a new Boss, Guy
Who turned out to be a clairvoyant

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henetha Tue 05-Apr-22 10:32:08

NanKate, can we have a new line?

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NanKate Tue 05-Apr-22 22:19:22

NanKate, can we have a new line?
No problem whilst slurping red wine

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crazyH Wed 06-Apr-22 08:59:49

NanKate, can we have a new line?
No problem whilst slurping red wine
I dozed off a bit

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henetha Wed 06-Apr-22 10:39:31

NanKate, can we have a new line?
No problem whilst slurping red wine
I dozed off a bit
Woke up feeling fit

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crazyH Wed 06-Apr-22 12:57:12

NanKate, can we have a new line?
No problem whilst slurping red wine
I dozed off a bit
Woke up feeling fit
And now wondering where to dine

I have delusions of grandeur

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GoldenLady Wed 06-Apr-22 14:28:02

I have delusions of grandeur
Which make me feel smarter and handeur

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crazyH Wed 06-Apr-22 15:59:23

I have delusions of grandeur
Which make me feel smarter and handeur
I wear silks and pearls

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Crocus5 Wed 06-Apr-22 16:43:20

I have delusions of grandeur
Which make me feel smarter and handeur
I wear silk and pearls
Have my hair in curls

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Jane71 Wed 06-Apr-22 19:29:03

I have delusions of grandeur
Which make me feel smarter and handeur
I wear silk and pearls
Have my hair in curls
And dresses made out of velour

Though I sometimes decide to dress down

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NanKate Wed 06-Apr-22 21:58:57

Though I sometimes decide to dress down
I end up resembling a clown ?

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crazyH Wed 06-Apr-22 22:02:26

Though I sometimes decide to dress down
I end up resembling a clown ?
Wear oversized shoes

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henetha Thu 07-Apr-22 11:01:59

Though I sometimes decide to dress down
I end up resembling a clown ?
Wear oversized shoes
And bright red and blues

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 11:45:50

Though I sometimes decide to dress down
I end up resembling a clown ?
Wear oversized shoes
And bright red and blues
My long hangdog face in a frown

There’s many a tale I could tell

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GoldenLady Thu 07-Apr-22 14:39:31

There’s many a tale I could tell
But most of them aren't swell

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Juliet27 Thu 07-Apr-22 17:33:56

There’s many a tale I could tell
But most of them just are not swell changed for 88558 rules
So I shall not share

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crazyH Thu 07-Apr-22 17:48:54

There’s many a tale I could tell
But most of them just are not swell
So I shall not share
I don’t think I’ll dare

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NanKate Thu 07-Apr-22 22:30:48

There’s many a tale I could tell
But most of them just are not swell
So I shall not share
I don’t think I’ll dare
I really would love to excel

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NanKate Thu 07-Apr-22 22:31:34

There once was a Prince with red hair ?‍?

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