LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over?
In my big Rover
I’ll bring a glass of wine, or two

I desperately need a face lift

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over?
In my big Rover

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over ?
I'll bring my dog, Rover.

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?
Shall I come over ?

Yesterday I made a big stew
Maybe someone will eat it, but who?

Now's the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I'll have Brussels sprouts
Then windy - no doubts
I blame the dog, no confessings.

Yesterday I made a big stew

Now's the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I'll have Brussels sprouts
Then windy - no doubts

Now’s the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings
I’ll have brussell sprouts

Now’s the time to count our blessings
And enjoy turkey with various dressings

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim
That he achieved fame
When he hit a bulls eye, in four

Now’s the time to count our blessings

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim
That he achieved fame

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor
So poor was his aim

A cross eyed archer lived next door
He only ever hit the floor

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that giver her a fright
So crew in tropicals
When she's on her hols
Makes her quiver with such delight

A cross-eyed archer lived next door

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that giver her a fright
So crew in tropicals
When she's on her hols

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that give her a fright
So crew in tropicals

She has a thing for men in white
Except ghosts that give her a fright

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up
With captain she’ll sup
She will have no time for a snooze

She has a thing about men in white

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up
With captain she’ll sup

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze
She’ll have to dress up

My Auntie is going on a cruise
With lots of wild parties and booze

Uncle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"
Just do not indulge,
And don't stick your thumb in a socket.

My Auntie is going on a cruise

Unccle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"
Just do not indulge

Unccle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket
She said "it will bulge"

Uncle put walnuts in his pocket
Aunty fired him up a rocket