LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

My knee, it's been giving some gyp
It's been competing with my hip
Pin killers don't help
I'll have to try kelp
Or cabbage leaves on which I'll sit.

Uncle put walnuts in his pocket

My knee, it`s been giving some gyp
It`s been competing with my hip
Pain killers don't help
I'll have to try kelp

My knee, it`s been giving some gyp
It`s been competing with my hip
Pain killers don't help

My knee, it`s been giving some gyp
It`s been competing with my hip

He caws so loud, no friend of mine
His music is no way divine
Symbol of ill-luck
Fear my eyes he’ll pluck
And on that he will choose to dine

My knee, it’s been giving me some gyp

He caws so loud, no friend of mine
His music is no way divine
Symbol of ill-luck
Fear my eyes he’ll pluck

He caws so loud, no friend of mine
His music is no way divine
Symbol of ill-luck

He caws so loud, no friend of mine
And his music is no way divine

A swan is a beautiful bird
In Abbotsbury there's a herd
So graceful indeed
A wonderful breed
Unlike the raven, that’s my word

He caws so loud, no friend of mine

A swan is a beautiful bird
In Abbotsbury there's a herd
So graceful indeed
A wonderful breed

A swan is a beautiful bird
In Abbotsbury there’s a herd
So graceful indeed

A swan is a beautiful bird
In Abbotsbury there's a herd

Now sparrows I don’t mind feeding
They’re cute and don’t do much breeding
Unlike local rooks
Scare me with their looks
As if my mind they are reading.

A swan is a beautiful bird

Now sparrows I don’t mind feeding
They’re cute and don’t do much breeding
Unlike local rooks
Scare me with their looks

Now sparrows I don’t mind feeding
They’re cute and don’t do much breeding
Unlike local rooks

Now sparrows I don’t mind feeding
They’re cute and don’t do much breeding

That's not a sound enjoyed by all
Because it is a very loud squall
Swoop down for our chips
Snatched right from our lips
Then they all break into a brawl

Now sparrows I don’t mind feeding

That's not a sound enjoyed by all
Because it is a very loud squall
Swoop down for our chips
Snatched right from our lips

That's not a sound enjoyed by all
Because it is a very loud squall
Swoop down for our chips

That's not a sound enjoyed by all
Because it is a very loud squall

She likes to walk along the beach
And look farther than she can reach
The blue rolling waves
And deep, gloomy caves
She likes to hear the seagulls screech

That’s not a sound enjoyed by all

She likes to walk along the beach
And look farther than she can reach
The blue rolling waves
And deep, gloomy caves

She likes to walk along the beach
And look farther than she can reach
The blue rolling waves

She likes to walk along the beach
And look farther than she can reach

Her dreams are different to many
She’d love a sandcastle by the sea
Alas it’s boring
She’ll go exploring
And finish with a nice cream tea

She likes to walk along the beach