LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

It's June, and summer is here!
But why am I feeling so queer?
It’s time going fast

It's June, and summer is here!
But why am I feeling so queer?

The holiday is almost upon us
Hang out the flags and make a fuss
Dancing in the street
Lots to drink and eat
And make lots of noise, clamorous.

It's June, and summer is here!

The holiday is almost upon us
Hang out the flags and make a fuss
Dancing in the street
Lots to drink and eat

The holiday is almost upon us
Hang out the flags and make a fuss
Dancing in the street

The holiday is almost upon us
Hang out the flags and make a fuss

There was a cobbler from Tiree
Whose lovely wife was called Nyree
Her feet were so large
They called her The Barge
I’m afraid I have to agree

The holiday is almost upon us

There was a cobbler from Tiree
Whose lovely wife was called Nyree
Her feet were so large
They called her The Barge

There was a cobbler from Tiree
Whose lovely wife was called Nyree
Her feet were so large

There was a cobbler from Tiree
Whose lovely wife was called Nyree

Now summer is here, with its heat
After the winter, that’s a treat
What to wear, I cry
Dresses, skirts, I try
And some TLC for my feet

There was a cobbler from Tiree

Summer is hear ,with its heat
After the winter, that’s a treat
What to wear, I cry
Dresses, skirts, I try

Summer is here, with its heat
After the winter. that's a treat
What to wear, I cry

Summer is here, with its heat
After the winter, that’s a treat

I think the tent's in the attic
The dust will make me asthmatic,
I'll just sneeze all day
That’s the price I’ll pay
For staying home and being static.

Summer is here, with its heat

I think the tent's in the attic
The dust will make me asthmatic,
I'll just sneeze all day
That’s the price I’ll pay

I think the tent's in the attic
The dust will make me asthmatic,
I'll just sneeze all day

I think the tent's in the attic
The dust will make me asthmatic

I'll have a 'staycation' instead
Maybe a campsite in Minehead
With bucket and spade
And memories made
P'raps next year we'll go to the Med.

I think the tent's in the attic

I’ll have a “staycation “ instead
Maybe a campsite in Minehead
With bucket and spade
And memories made

I’ll have a “staycation “ instead
Maybe a campsite in Minehead
With bucket and spade

I’ll have a “staycation “ instead
Maybe a campsite in Minehead

I’m glad I hadn’t booked a flight
The crowds in airports are a sight
So many long queues
‘Specially for loos
I bet they will be there all night.

I'll have a 'staycation' instead

I’m glad I hadn’t booked a flight
The crowds in airports are a sight
So many long queues
‘Specially for the loos

I’m glad I hadn’t booked a flight
The crowds in airports are a sight
So many long queues