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LIMERICKS WITH VERY STRICT RULES - 88558 - (4)

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crazyH Tue 05-Oct-21 23:51:07

Last line from Jangran99:

Now we need to start a new rhyme
It's almost midnight, is there time ?

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henetha Mon 15-Nov-21 14:27:10

It isn`t that I`m a miser
To buy in the sales is wiser
Get more for your cash
Best not to be rash
I wish I had shares in Pfizer.

I'm fed up with being so poor

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Nov-21 17:33:31

I'm fed up with being so poor
Of money I wish I had more

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Juliet27 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:40:20

I'm fed up with being so poor
Of money I wish I had more
I’m constantly skint

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Hellogirl1 Mon 15-Nov-21 21:55:47

I`m fed up with being poor
Of money I wish I had more
I`m constantly skint
Maybe drop a hint

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crazyH Tue 16-Nov-21 00:11:18

I`m fed up with being poor
Of money I wish I had more
I`m constantly skint
Maybe drop a hint
To rich Mr Branson next door.

I live in the servants’ quarters

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henetha Tue 16-Nov-21 10:21:34

I live in the servants’ quarters
With my son and his two daughters

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 16-Nov-21 16:20:24

I live in the servants' quarters
With my son and his daughters
But the house is nice

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Juliet27 Wed 17-Nov-21 07:13:24

I live in the servants' quarters
With my son and his daughters
But the house is nice
Apart from the mice

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henetha Wed 17-Nov-21 10:43:01

I live in the servants' quarters
With my son and his two daughters
But the house is nice
Apart from the mice,
And the cellar floods with waters.

I think I'll go swimming today

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Hellogirl1 Wed 17-Nov-21 22:01:16

I think I`ll go swimming today
The weather is just right for play

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Nov-21 16:02:19

I think I'll go swimming today
The weather is just right for play
Lake's so inviting

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crazyH Thu 18-Nov-21 17:17:34

I think I'll go swimming today
The weather is just right for play
Lake's so inviting
The wind is biting

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Juliet27 Thu 18-Nov-21 22:03:19

I think I'll go swimming today
The weather is just right for play
Lake's so inviting
The wind is biting
If the water’s cold I’ll not stay

I really wish I’d learnt to ski

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Hellogirl1 Fri 19-Nov-21 00:04:15

I really wish I`d learnt to ski
The snow slopes keep calling to me

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crazyH Fri 19-Nov-21 08:34:08

I really wish I`d learnt to ski
The snow slopes keep calling to me
The wind in my face

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Nov-21 08:38:46

I really wish I`d learnt to ski
The snow slopes keep calling to me
The wind in my face
At such a fast pace

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henetha Fri 19-Nov-21 09:56:01

I really wish I`d learnt to ski
The snow slopes keep calling to me
The wind in my face
At such a fast pace
It makes me feel so wild and free.

Tomorrow I might go off piste

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Juliet27 Fri 19-Nov-21 15:02:07

Tomorrow I might go off piste
If the wind is not from the east

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 19-Nov-21 15:52:44

Tomorrow I might go off piste
If the wind is not from the east
I'll roll down the hill

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crazyH Fri 19-Nov-21 16:22:07

Tomorrow I might go off piste
If the wind is not from the east
I'll roll down the hill
Showing off to my Bill

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Hellogirl1 Fri 19-Nov-21 23:31:45

Tomorrow I might go off piste
If the wind is not from the east
I`ll roll down the hill
Show off to my Bill
Is he bothered? Not in the least!

He`d rather be home by the fire

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Nov-21 00:30:03

He`d rather be home by the fire
Watching reruns on TV of The Wire

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Nov-21 06:26:28

88558 reminder - I’ve reduced your line GL

He`d rather be home by the fire
And watching reruns of The Wire
As he’s not sporty

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henetha Sat 20-Nov-21 11:14:55

He`d rather be home by the fire
And watching reruns of The Wire
As he’s not sporty
Even at forty

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Nov-21 14:54:18

He'd rather be home by the fire
And watching reruns of The Wire
As he's not sporty
Even at forty
I'm worried 'bout his spare tyre.

So young Bill enrolled at the gym

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