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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 25-Jul-22 12:33:37

The innocent smiles of the young
As their first baby words they strung
Are nice to remember
For a kin member
Those memories will live on for long.

Ah, baby's first word made us laugh

crazyH Mon 25-Jul-22 12:56:23

The innocent smiles of the young,
As their first baby words they strung
Are nice to remember
For a kin member,
Little words from a little tongue.

They soon grow up, tantrums and all

Squiffy Mon 25-Jul-22 13:56:57

They soon grow up, tantrums and all
No longer to be in your thrall

henetha Tue 26-Jul-22 09:43:14

They soon grow up, tantrums and all
No longer to be in your thrall
Stand on their own feet

Bellanonna Tue 26-Jul-22 09:57:56

They soon grow up, tantrums and all
No longer to be in your thrall
Stand on their own feet
Now not all that “sweet”

GoldenLady Tue 26-Jul-22 14:35:54

They soon grow up, tantrums and all
No longer to be in your thrall
Stand on their own feet
Now not all that “sweet”
And how did they turn out so tall?

Horatio lives down the street

Crocus5 Tue 26-Jul-22 16:40:01

Horatio lives down the street
I’m hoping one day we will meet

NanKate Tue 26-Jul-22 22:35:25

Horatio lives down the street
I’m hoping one day we will meet
He’s slim and so handsome

crazyH Tue 26-Jul-22 23:13:29

Horatio lives down the street
I’m hoping one day we will meet
He’s slim and so handsome
I’m fat, quite buxom

NanKate Wed 27-Jul-22 07:58:20

Horatio lives down the street
I’m hoping one day we will meet
He’s slim and so handsome
I’m fat, quite buxom
I know he is in for a treat ?

My garden is walled and so lush

Crocus5 Wed 27-Jul-22 09:16:51

My garden is walled and so lush
I can hear the song of the thrush

henetha Wed 27-Jul-22 10:06:30

My garden is walled and so lush
I can hear the song of the thrush
Sweet flowers abound

GoldenLady Wed 27-Jul-22 13:57:06

My garden is walled and so lush
I can hear the song of the thrush
Sweet flowers abound
Their scent all around

NanKate Wed 27-Jul-22 21:46:24

My garden is walled and so lush
I can hear the song of the thrush
Sweet flowers abound
Their scent all around
The fountain is all of a gush.

There was a young piglet called porky

Bellanonna Wed 27-Jul-22 23:06:04

There was a young piglet called porky
Who played with the neighbouring yorkie

henetha Thu 28-Jul-22 11:15:28

There was a young piglet called porky
Who played with the neighbouring yorkie
Yorkie bit piglet

GoldenLady Thu 28-Jul-22 19:14:21

There was a young piglet called porky
Who played with the neighbouring yorkie
Yorkie bit piglet
And then lost his wiglet

Grany Thu 28-Jul-22 21:13:15

There was a young piglet called porky
Who played with the neighbouring yorkie
Yorkie bit piglet
And then lost his wiglet
So felt a bit of a dorky

I feel like going on a hike

Crocus5 Fri 29-Jul-22 09:22:26

I feel like going on a hike
Don’t want to pedal on a bike

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Jul-22 13:45:17

I feel like going on a hike
Don't want to pedal on a bike
But my Nordic poles

NanKate Fri 29-Jul-22 17:27:22

I feel like going on a hike
Don't want to pedal on a bike
But my Nordic poles
Have made great holes

henetha Sun 31-Jul-22 11:43:56

I feel like going on a hike
Don't want to pedal on a bike
But my Nordic poles
Have made great holes
So I think I'll buy a new trike.

Three wheels will be safer than two

Crocus5 Mon 01-Aug-22 14:04:05

Three wheels will be safer than two
I’ve seen one that will nicely do

GoldenLady Mon 01-Aug-22 14:31:33

Three wheels will be safer than two
I’ve seen one that will nicely do
Though it's toddler-size

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 01-Aug-22 15:13:51

Three wheels will be safer than two
I've seen one that will nicely do
Though it's toddler-size
So not sure it's wise

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