LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

Three wheels will be safer than two
I've seen one that will nicely do
Though it's toddler-size
So not sure it's wise
It’s all too much of a to do.

The bbq is ready to light

The bbq is ready to light
The fumes made me high as a kite

The bbq is ready to light
The fumes made me high as a kite
So I'm floating on air

The bbq is ready to light
The fumes made me high as a kite
So I'm floating on air
With not even a care

The bbq is ready to light
The fumes made me high as a kite
So I'm floating on air
With not even a care
I might possibly just take flight.

Like Mary Poppins I will fly

Like Mary Poppins I will fly
Umbrella will point to the sky

Like Mary Poppins I will fly
Umbrella will point to the sky
Everything just so

Like Mary Poppins I will fly
Umbrella will point to the sky
Everything just so
Hurrah! Here I go

Like Mary Poppins I will fly
Umbrella will point to the sky
Everything just so
Hurrah! Here I go
Thanks everyone, and goodbye.

I'm off to the wild blue yonder

I'm off to the wild blue yonder
For a time to muse and ponder

I'm off to the wild blue yonder
For a time to muse and ponder
Leaving the rat race

I'm off to the wild blue yonder
For a time to muse and ponder
Leaving the rat race
And calming my pace

I'm off to the wild blue yonder
For a time to muse and ponder
Leaving the rat race
And calming my pace
Of flying I am growing fonder

A porcupine who was called Spike

A porcupine who was called Spike
Decided to go for a hike

A porcupine who was called Spike
Decided to go for a hike
But no one would get near

A porcupine who was called Spike
Decided to go for a hike
But no one would get near
Filled with too much fear

A porcupine who was called Spike
Decided to go for a hike
But no-one could get near
Filled with too much fear
Get to know him, you're sure to like.

I try to look on the bright side

I try to look on the bright side
When I’m worried, I take a ride

I try to look on the bright side
When I’m worried, I take a ride
On the bus to town

I try to look on the bright side
When I’m worried, I take a ride
On the bus to town
Dressed up like a clown

I try to look on the bright side
When I’m worried, I take a ride
On the bus to town
Dressed up like a clown
But the kids on the bus want to hide!

My neighbor's a very odd fellow

My neighbor's a very odd fellow
He speaks in such a LOUD bellow

My neighbour's a very odd fellow
He speaks insuch a LOUD bellow
His wife's just as bad

My neighbour's a very odd fellow
He speaks in such a LOUD bellow
His wife's just as bad
But I'm really glad

My neighbour's a very odd fellow
He speaks in such a LOUD bellow
His wife's just as bad
But I'm really glad
That I am accepting and mellow.

I went to a show, hallelujah!