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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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GoldenLady Thu 18-Aug-22 15:24:27

I have a fan on the ceiling
When it's hot, happy I'm feeling,
The breeze is so cool

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NanKate Thu 18-Aug-22 21:43:04

I have a fan on the ceiling
When it's hot, happy I'm feeling,
The breeze is so cool
I’m beginning to drool

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crazyH Thu 18-Aug-22 22:34:48

I have a fan on the ceiling
When it's hot, happy I'm feeling,
The breeze is so cool
I’m beginning to drool
Hang on, why is my head reeling?

I know, spectacles need changing

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NanKate Fri 19-Aug-22 08:13:45

I know, spectacles need changing
But the charges are terribly draining

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Squiffy Fri 19-Aug-22 11:10:27

I know, spectacles need changing
But the charges are terribly draining
Everything’s a blur

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Aug-22 14:03:05

I know, spectacles need changing
But the charges are terribly draining
Everything’s a blur
And covered with fur

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NanKate Fri 19-Aug-22 20:04:20

I know, spectacles need changing
But the charges are terribly draining
Everything’s a blur
And covered with fur
But sadly my eyesight is waning

I’m buying my glasses at Specsavers

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Aug-22 08:42:11

I'm buying my glasses from Specsavers
Then get some new shoes from Pavers

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henetha Sat 20-Aug-22 10:40:16

I'm buying my glasses from Specsavers
Then get some new shoes from Pavers
Such extravagance

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Juliet27 Sat 20-Aug-22 13:48:28

I'm buying my glasses from Specsavers
Then get some new shoes from Pavers
Such extravagance
And a song and dance

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GoldenLady Sat 20-Aug-22 15:48:20

I'm buying my glasses from Specsavers
Then get some new shoes from Pavers
Such extravagance
And a song and dance
These stores don't do me any favors!

I love to go down to the sea

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NanKate Sat 20-Aug-22 17:24:43

I love to go down to the sea
Often just for a wee ?

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crazyH Sat 20-Aug-22 17:33:59

I love to go down to the sea
Often just for a wee ?
Pretend to pick shells

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henetha Sun 21-Aug-22 11:30:29

I love to go down to the sea
Often just for a wee ?
Pretend to pick shells
And breathe seaweed smells

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Squiffy Mon 22-Aug-22 13:44:07

I love to go down to the sea
Often just for a wee ?
Pretend to pick shells
And breathe seaweed smells
Spending some time to be just me.

If I try to run for the bus

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fairfraise Mon 22-Aug-22 13:56:39

If I try to run for the bus
I can, without too much fuss

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 22-Aug-22 15:31:07

If I try to run for a bus
I can, without too much fuss
But, there was that time

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GoldenLady Mon 22-Aug-22 16:14:07

If I try to run for a bus
I can, without too much fuss
But, there was that time
I was stopped by a mime

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fairfraise Mon 22-Aug-22 16:43:36

If I try to run for a bus
I can, without too much fuss
But there was that time
I was stopped by a mime
Guess Who? He was an octopus!

The bus driver was nonplussed

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Hellogirl1 Mon 22-Aug-22 23:10:12

The bus driver sure was nonplussed
But I wasn`t really that fussed

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Crocus5 Tue 23-Aug-22 09:40:57

The bus driver sure was non-plussed
But I wasn’t really that fussed
Finally got on

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Juliet27 Tue 23-Aug-22 09:50:01

The bus driver sure was non-plussed
But I wasn’t really that fussed
Finally got on
But I’d forgotten

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henetha Tue 23-Aug-22 09:50:44

The bus driver sure was non-plussed
But I wasn’t really that fussed
Finally got on
Octopus was gone

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henetha Tue 23-Aug-22 09:51:26

whoops... sorry Juliet

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Juliet27 Tue 23-Aug-22 10:28:14

The bus driver sure was non-plussed
But I wasn’t really that fussed
Finally got on
Octopus was gone
I’m glad - he fills me with disgust

As the bus drove past the station

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