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LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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henetha Mon 08-Aug-22 10:20:26

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Aug-22 14:11:39

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun

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Squiffy Mon 08-Aug-22 14:47:20

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun
No blood did run

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 08-Aug-22 16:00:22

I went to a show, hallelujah!
Where a magician stabbed through ya
Scary, but fun
No blood did run
Cut this lady in half? Oh pah!

But the knife thrower's assistant

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GoldenLady Mon 08-Aug-22 18:05:31

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant

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Squiffy Tue 09-Aug-22 10:25:31

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn’t say yes

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GoldenLady Tue 09-Aug-22 14:46:21

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn’t say yes
"It might make a big mess"

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 09-Aug-22 17:29:50

But the knife thrower's assistant
To suggestions was very resistant
She wouldn't say yes
"It might make a big mess"
I don't wish to take a punt.

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?

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Jangran99 Thu 11-Aug-22 15:02:50

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Aug-22 09:14:30

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath

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GoldenLady Fri 12-Aug-22 15:10:23

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath
But I might lose my teeth!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 12-Aug-22 16:17:31

Perhaps I'll tightrope walk instead?
With a crash helmet on my head
And a net underneath
But I might lose my teeth!
If I hit my head I'll see red.

And then there's the steep wall of death

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Bellanonna Fri 12-Aug-22 16:24:19

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath

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Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 10:28:08

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes

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henetha Mon 15-Aug-22 11:24:07

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes
I'm shouting loud cries

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 15:53:58

And then there's the steep wall of death
It’s scary - I must hold my breath
I can’t shut my eyes
I'm shouting loud cries
That's the last time I'll try using meth!

(Sorry, nothing else rhymed.)

The chef has contrived a new dish

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crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 18:33:58

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish

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Squiffy Mon 15-Aug-22 20:57:48

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise

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GoldenLady Mon 15-Aug-22 21:59:36

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise
But what a surprise

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crazyH Mon 15-Aug-22 22:14:58

The chef has contrived a new dish
You’d never tell it’s made of fish
Such a good disguise
But what a surprise
It really was quite more-ish

But, give me a steak any day

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henetha Wed 17-Aug-22 10:34:50

But, give me a steak any day,
If it's tender good money I'll pay

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Squiffy Wed 17-Aug-22 11:27:39

But, give me a steak any day,
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 17-Aug-22 17:39:07

But, give me a steak any day
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips
And plenty of dips

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GoldenLady Wed 17-Aug-22 18:21:07

But, give me a steak any day
If it's tender good money I'll pay
Add a scoop of chips
And plenty of dips
Yes, I love a good filet.

I have a fan on the ceiling

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henetha Thu 18-Aug-22 10:11:07

I have a fan on the ceiling
When it's hot, happy I'm feeling,

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