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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 25-Oct-22 18:27:06

But soon we'll have holiday season
Indulgences have a reason
But if you're too shy

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Crocus5 Tue 25-Oct-22 18:46:14

But soon we’ll have holiday season
Indulgences have a reason
But if you’re too shy
It may pass you by

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GoldenLady Thu 27-Oct-22 15:20:09

But soon we’ll have holiday season
Indulgences have a reason
But if you’re too shy
It may pass you by
With all the excitement just teasin'.

I'm related to Santa's chief elf

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Juliet27 Thu 27-Oct-22 16:55:49

I'm related to Santa's chief elf
His maiden aunt left on the shelf

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crazyH Thu 27-Oct-22 17:32:32

I'm related to Santa's chief elf
His maiden aunt left on the shelf
Letters she did write

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Yammy Thu 27-Oct-22 17:47:56

All left in his sight
.Showing he belonged to herself

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Yammy Thu 27-Oct-22 17:54:09

I help to pull Santa sleigh

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 27-Oct-22 19:00:55

I help to pull Santa's sleigh
But only for part of the way

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crazyH Thu 27-Oct-22 19:05:21

I'm related to Santa's chief elf
His maiden aunt left on the shelf
Letters she did write
All left in his sight
.Showing he belonged to herself

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crazyH Thu 27-Oct-22 19:06:48

I help to pull Santa sleigh
But only for part of the way
Legs started to ache

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Crocus5 Fri 28-Oct-22 16:32:59

I help to pull Santa’s sleigh
But only for part of the way
Legs started to ache
Badly need a break

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Bellanonna Fri 28-Oct-22 17:15:54

I help to pull Santa’s sleigh
But only for part of the way
Legs start to ache
Badly need a break
Thank goodness it’s now Christmas Day

I love to go skating on ice

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Crocus5 Fri 28-Oct-22 17:45:10

I love to go skating on ice
But I have only done it twice

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GoldenLady Sat 29-Oct-22 17:25:35

I love to go skating on ice
But I have only done it twice
If I could stop falling,

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crazyH Sat 29-Oct-22 17:59:58

I love to go skating on ice
But I have only done it twice
If I could stop falling,
And endless bawling

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 30-Oct-22 16:12:03

I love to go skating on ice
But I have only done it twice
If I could stop falling
And endless bawling
I'd go to the rink in a trice.

I zoomed along like a missile

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Grany Sun 30-Oct-22 20:54:44

I zoomed along like a missile
Whooshing round heard a wolfwhistle

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 30-Oct-22 21:32:55

(I see we have American rhymers about!)

I zoomed along like a missile
Whooshing round heard a wolfwhistle
From the scaffold above

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Grany Mon 31-Oct-22 19:13:00

I zoomed along like a missile
Whooshing round heard a wolfwhistle
From the scaffold above
I feel I'm in love

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Juliet27 Thu 03-Nov-22 06:33:40

I zoomed along like a missile
Whooshing round heard a wolfwhistle
From the scaffold above
I feel I'm in love
Seems I’m beginning to sizzle

It’s blustery weather out there

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henetha Thu 03-Nov-22 09:35:02

It’s blustery weather out there
The wind blew away my deck chair

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GoldenLady Thu 03-Nov-22 14:22:25

It’s blustery weather out there
The wind blew away my deck chair
Oh dear, there goes the house!

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Bellanonna Thu 03-Nov-22 14:29:00

It’s blustery weather out there
The wind blew away my deck chair
Oh dear, there goes the house!
Along with my spouse

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Squiffy Thu 03-Nov-22 14:49:56

It’s blustery weather out there
The wind blew away my deck chair
Oh dear, there goes the house!
Along with my spouse
I’m totally filled with despair.

The search party tried their hardest

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 03-Nov-22 15:14:27

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste

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