LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low
He just doesn’t show

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low
He just doesn’t show
But somewhere, he still is an artist.

It's 77 today *

*True weather forecast. I'm in Maryland in November!

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away
Across the ocean

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away
Across the ocean
The climate's in motion

It's 77 today
In a land that's far, far away
Across the ocean
The climate's in motion
Autumn leaves have all blown away.

Words - UK and US differ

It’s hostels, not hotels for me
The rain and the wind feel so free

Ok forget that last one.

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"
What d’ya call a ‘cat’

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"
What d’ya call a ‘cat’
I think a Brit's nose is a "sniffer."

Their word for a restroom is "loo"

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too
Take care with “fanny”

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too
Take care with “fanny”
Might upset Granny,

Their word for a restroom is 'loo'
And bum bag's another term too
Take care with 'fanny'
Might upset Granny
One ground floor's the first floor, woo hoo.

We wait in a queue or a line

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care
Some just wouldn’t dare

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care
Some just wouldn’t dare
And some think that queues are divine.

Down south a hurricane rages

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun
They go for a run

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun
They go for a run
And some of them should be in cages!

But let us get back to the weather

But let us get back to the weather
A great British subject, if ever!