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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 04-Nov-22 11:56:52

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low

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Juliet27 Fri 04-Nov-22 15:08:22

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low
He just doesn’t show

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GoldenLady Sat 05-Nov-22 14:52:06

The search party tried their hardest
In hunting the great avant-gardiste
They looked high and low
He just doesn’t show
But somewhere, he still is an artist.

It's 77 today *

*True weather forecast. I'm in Maryland in November!

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Juliet27 Sat 05-Nov-22 16:39:29

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away

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henetha Sun 06-Nov-22 11:30:19

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away
Across the ocean

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GoldenLady Sun 06-Nov-22 14:32:14

It's 77 today
In a land that’s far, far away
Across the ocean
The climate's in motion

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 07-Nov-22 13:07:56

It's 77 today
In a land that's far, far away
Across the ocean
The climate's in motion
Autumn leaves have all blown away.

Words - UK and US differ

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 07-Nov-22 13:28:15

It’s hostels, not hotels for me
The rain and the wind feel so free

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 07-Nov-22 13:29:50

Ok forget that last one.

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer

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GoldenLady Tue 08-Nov-22 13:55:03

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"

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crazyH Tue 08-Nov-22 14:50:28

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"
What d’ya call a ‘cat’

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GoldenLady Wed 09-Nov-22 15:47:51

Words - UK and US differ
It's our upper lips being much stiffer
An apartment's a "flat?"
What d’ya call a ‘cat’
I think a Brit's nose is a "sniffer."

Their word for a restroom is "loo"

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Bellanonna Wed 09-Nov-22 22:51:57

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too

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Juliet27 Thu 10-Nov-22 06:01:02

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too
Take care with “fanny”

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henetha Thu 10-Nov-22 09:33:20

Their word for a restroom is "loo"
And bum bag’s another term too
Take care with “fanny”
Might upset Granny,

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 10-Nov-22 13:13:31

Their word for a restroom is 'loo'
And bum bag's another term too
Take care with 'fanny'
Might upset Granny
One ground floor's the first floor, woo hoo.

We wait in a queue or a line

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Nov-22 06:14:35

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine

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crazyH Fri 11-Nov-22 09:09:30

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care

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Bellanonna Fri 11-Nov-22 10:17:31

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care
Some just wouldn’t dare

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GoldenLady Fri 11-Nov-22 15:01:57

We wait in a queue or a line
Push in front and you’ll get a fine
Some people don’t care
Some just wouldn’t dare
And some think that queues are divine.

Down south a hurricane rages

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Juliet27 Fri 11-Nov-22 15:10:57

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages

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NanKate Sat 12-Nov-22 21:51:55

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun

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crazyH Sun 13-Nov-22 00:31:00

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun
They go for a run

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GoldenLady Sun 13-Nov-22 14:07:00

Down south a hurricane rages
It’s the worst they’ve had for ages
They’re used to the sun
They go for a run
And some of them should be in cages!

But let us get back to the weather

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Bellanonna Sun 13-Nov-22 20:01:25

But let us get back to the weather
A great British subject, if ever!

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