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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Juliet27 Mon 21-Nov-22 11:04:15

Next morning, The Pledge they did sign
Which basically meant no more wine
So dry December
If they remember

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GoldenLady Mon 21-Nov-22 15:56:21

Next morning, The Pledge they did sign
Which basically meant no more wine
So dry December
If they remember,
The Pledge will expire by nine.

The season for fun has arrived

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Bellanonna Tue 22-Nov-22 16:05:35

The season for fun has arrived
Though the fun can at times seem contrived

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GoldenLady Tue 22-Nov-22 16:48:57

The season for fun has arrived
Though the fun can at times seem contrived
Enough Rudolph noses!

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 22-Nov-22 21:08:51

The season for fun has arrived
Though the fun can at times seem contrived
Enough Rudolph noses!
And bad sweater poses

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Crocus5 Wed 23-Nov-22 13:46:38

The season for fun has arrived
Though fun can at times seem contrived
Enough Rudolph noses!
And bad sweater poses
But for some, pleasure is derived

I enjoy a mince pie with cream

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crazyH Wed 23-Nov-22 14:02:06

I enjoy a mince pie with cream
When they run out, I tend to scream

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 23-Nov-22 14:28:50

I enjoy a mince pie with cream
When they run out, I tend to scream
"Don't let them escape!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 24-Nov-22 15:10:58

I enjoy a mince pie with cream
When they run out, I tend to scream
"Don't let them escape!"
Stick them down with tape

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Bellanonna Thu 24-Nov-22 15:43:17

I enjoy a mince pie with cream
When they run out, I tend to scream
"Don't let them escape!"
Stick them down with tape
Though I know I’m too broad in the beam

My neighbours have put up their lights

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Crocus5 Thu 24-Nov-22 15:45:51

My neighbours have put up their lights
They are really reaching the heights

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GoldenLady Fri 25-Nov-22 15:09:18

My neighbours have put up their lights
They are really reaching the heights
They blink all night long

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henetha Sat 26-Nov-22 10:54:07

My neighbours have put up their lights
They are really reaching the heights
They blink all night long
My language is strong!

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 26-Nov-22 19:57:34

My neighbours have put up their lights
They are really reaching the heights
They blink all night long
My language is strong!
And I'm training up, ready for fights!

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper

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henetha Sat 26-Nov-22 20:01:16

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper
Which she wore in Kuala Lumpur

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crazyH Sat 26-Nov-22 20:03:00

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper
I sneaked up close and I thumped her

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henetha Mon 28-Nov-22 10:57:11

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper
I sneaked up close and I thumped her
Right on her big nose

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Juliet27 Mon 28-Nov-22 11:25:14

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper
I sneaked up close and I thumped her
Right on her big nose
That taught her to pose!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 28-Nov-22 12:15:03

There's blood on Matilda's best jumper
I sneaked up closed and I thumped her
Right on her big nose
That taught her to pose!
From my friends' circle, I dumped her.

I must curb my awful temper

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Juliet27 Tue 29-Nov-22 17:16:47

I must curb my awful temper
I’d made a mess with distemper

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Crocus5 Tue 29-Nov-22 19:26:00

I must curb my awful temper
I’d made a mess with distemper
It went everywhere

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GoldenLady Wed 30-Nov-22 18:48:54

I must curb my awful temper
I’d made a mess with distemper
It went everywhere
Even up in the air

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Juliet27 Thu 01-Dec-22 03:14:16

I must curb my awful temper
I’d made a mess with distemper
It went everywhere
Even up in the air
And my mood I must attemper

A dictionary I had to use

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Dec-22 09:39:25

A dictionary I had to use
For new oaths I had to peruse

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GoldenLady Thu 01-Dec-22 20:18:43

A dictionary I had to use
For new oaths I had to peruse
Found words like "Gadzooks!"

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