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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Nov-22 08:31:38

But let us get back to the weather
A great British subject, if ever!
It changes so fast

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henetha Mon 14-Nov-22 11:11:41

But let us get back to the weather
A great British subject, if ever!
It changes so fast
The sun doesn't last

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Nov-22 11:17:18

But let us get back to the weather
A great British subject, if ever!
It changes so fast
The sun doesn't last
It’s something to talk of forever

I wonder, will Christmas be white?

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 14-Nov-22 12:33:59

I wonder, will Christmas be white?
If it was it would give me a fright

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Juliet27 Mon 14-Nov-22 19:16:23

I wonder, will Christmas be white?
If it was it would give me a fright
Not happened for years

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NanKate Mon 14-Nov-22 21:56:54

I wonder, will Christmas be white?
If it was it would give me a fright
Not happened for years
I’m so full of tears

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GoldenLady Tue 15-Nov-22 13:41:30

I wonder, will Christmas be white?
If it was it would give me a fright
Not happened for years
I’m so full of tears
And snow is a "loverly" sight.

Family visits next week

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Bellanonna Tue 15-Nov-22 14:23:07

Family visits next week
With the young ones we’ll play hide-and-seek

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Tue 15-Nov-22 18:59:22

Family visits next week
With the young ones we’ll play hide-and-seek
But we'll lock the old chest

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Grany Tue 15-Nov-22 21:48:36

Family visits next week
With the young ones we’ll play hide-and-seek
But we'll lock the old chest
Which we know is best

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NanKate Tue 15-Nov-22 22:28:47

Family visits next week
With the young ones we’ll play hide-and-seek
But we'll lock the old chest
Which we know is best
But I bet they will have a quick peek

I’ve had all my jabs and my boosters

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GoldenLady Wed 16-Nov-22 14:10:02

I’ve had all my jabs and my boosters
And so have my hens and my roosters

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Juliet27 Wed 16-Nov-22 16:16:17

I’ve had all my jabs and my boosters
And so have my hens and my roosters
Hope they’re bird flu free

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crazyH Wed 16-Nov-22 16:49:11

I’ve had all my jabs and my boosters
And so have my hens and my roosters
Hope they’re bird flu free
Catch nothing nasty

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 16-Nov-22 17:13:20

I’ve had all my jabs and my boosters
And so have my hens and my roosters
Hope they’re bird flu free
Catch nothing nasty
Or they'll only be good to make doosters

They're partying over in Glasgow

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crazyH Wed 16-Nov-22 20:31:02

They're partying over in Glasgow
In the crowd was Ian Pascoe

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 19-Nov-22 09:38:35

They're partying over in Glasgow
In the crowd was Ian Pascoe
He came on his bike

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Bellanonna Sat 19-Nov-22 10:39:42

They're partying over in Glasgow
In the crowd was Ian Pascoe
He came on his bike
His wife on her trike

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henetha Sat 19-Nov-22 10:59:30

They're partying over in Glasgow
In the crowd was Ian Pascoe
He came on his bike
His wife on her trike
They were drunk, so got an ASBO

They spent a whole night in the clink

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sat 19-Nov-22 17:14:00

They spent a whole night in the clink
In Barlinnie it's as you might think

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Bellanonna Sat 19-Nov-22 20:20:23

They spent a whole night in the clink
In Barlinnie it's as you might think
They left the next day

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Juliet27 Sun 20-Nov-22 07:52:12

They spent a whole night in the clink
In Barlinnie it's as you might think
They left the next day
Quite willing to pay

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 20-Nov-22 16:01:30

They spent a whole night in the clink
In Barlinnie it's as you might think
They left the next day
Quite willing to pay
A stiff fine's as good as a wink.

Next morning, The Pledge they did sign

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Bellanonna Mon 21-Nov-22 09:56:02

Next morning, The Pledge they did sign
Which basically meant no more wine

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crazyH Mon 21-Nov-22 10:44:00

Next morning, The Pledge they did sign
Which basically meant no more wine
So dry December

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