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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

VB000 Wed 21-Dec-22 14:40:58

I wandered along the seashore
And saw something not seen before!
A strange animal
Which, though minimal
Made me turn around and say "Cor!"

VB000 Wed 21-Dec-22 14:41:32

The forest was dark green and cool

Crocus5 Wed 21-Dec-22 14:49:53

The forest was dark green and cool
But I’m sure I spotted a mule

GoldenLady Wed 21-Dec-22 18:22:58

The forest was dark green and cool
But I’m sure I spotted a mule
Or a wolf? Something worse?

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 21-Dec-22 20:53:21

It’s hostels, not hotels for me
A cold wash, and an urnful of tea

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 21-Dec-22 20:55:07

Whoops, forget that one...

The forest was dark green and cool
But I’m sure I spotted a mule
Or a wolf? Something worse?
An enema nurse?

Juliet27 Thu 22-Dec-22 06:21:15

The forest was dark green and cool
But I’m sure I spotted a mule
Or a wolf? Something worse?
An enema nurse?
In a forest, no, I’m a fool

Whenever I go to the coast

Bellanonna Thu 22-Dec-22 09:12:35

Whenever I go to the coast
It’s a swim that I enjoy most

Crocus5 Thu 22-Dec-22 09:17:03

Whenever I go to the coast
It’s a swim that I enjoy most
In the cool, blue sea

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Dec-22 13:07:27

Whenever I go to the coast
It's a swim that I enjoy the most
In the cool, blue sea
My doggie and me

GoldenLady Thu 22-Dec-22 16:49:46

Whenever I go to the coast
It's a swim that I enjoy the most
In the cool, blue sea
My doggie and me
But the house that we're in has a ghost!

Daytimes are fine, but each night

Bellanonna Fri 23-Dec-22 00:13:02

Daytimes are fine, but each night
I’m happy to turn down the light

Juliet27 Fri 23-Dec-22 08:39:37

Daytimes are fine, but each night
I’m happy to turn down the light
But then come my fears

GoldenLady Fri 23-Dec-22 16:20:01

Daytimes are fine, but each night
I’m happy to turn down the light
But then come my fears
From the screeches and scares

Juliet27 Sat 24-Dec-22 06:12:54

Daytimes are fine, but each night
I’m happy to turn down the light
But then come my fears
From the screeches and scares
And noises that give me a fright

We now have passed the shortest day

nanna8 Sat 24-Dec-22 06:35:54

We now have passed the shortest day
Longest for us,so far away

henetha Sat 24-Dec-22 11:24:38

We now have passed the shortest day
Longest for us,so far away,
Lightness is ahead

GoldenLady Sat 24-Dec-22 16:56:25

We now have passed the shortest day
Longest for us,so far away,
Lightness is ahead
We can get out of bed

NanKate Sat 24-Dec-22 21:24:24

We now have passed the shortest day
Longest for us,so far away,
Lightness is ahead
We can get out of bed
When darkness fades shortly after May

Just hours to count till Christmas Day

Juliet27 Mon 26-Dec-22 09:32:07

Just hours to count till Christmas Day
Then it was here, now gone away

henetha Mon 26-Dec-22 11:14:12

Just hours to count till Christmas Day
Then it was here, now gone away
So Boxing day's here

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Dec-22 12:03:29

Just hours to count till Christmas Day
Then it was here, now gone away
So Boxing Day's here
Let's be of good cheer

GoldenLady Mon 26-Dec-22 17:13:31

It’s hostels, not hotels for me
Or visiting friends, which is free

Juliet27 Mon 26-Dec-22 18:39:51

Just hours to count till Christmas Day
Then it was here, now gone away
So Boxing Day's here
Let's be of good cheer
Though for the expense we’ll now pay

But there still seems money for sales

GoldenLady Tue 27-Dec-22 15:16:17

But there still seems money for sales
Shopping online seldom fails

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