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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Crocus5 Wed 28-Dec-22 13:34:03

But there still seems money for sales
Shopping on line seldom fails
Such a lot to choose

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Dec-22 13:45:13

But there still seems money for sales
Shopping on line seldom fails
Such a lot to choose
A bag or some trews?

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Dec-22 17:09:19

But there still seems money for sales
Shopping on line seldom fails
Such a lot to choose
A bag or some trews?
A trew means you're not telling tales? grin

I do not need any more stuff

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Crocus5 Thu 29-Dec-22 12:12:27

I do not need any more stuff
My drawers show that I’ve got enough

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Juliet27 Thu 29-Dec-22 12:36:56

I do not need any more stuff
My drawers show that I’ve got enough
But the bargains call

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GoldenLady Thu 29-Dec-22 15:49:10

I do not need any more stuff
My drawers show that I’ve got enough
But the bargains call
It's hard not to fall

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Dec-22 07:53:47

I do not need any more stuff
My drawers show that I’ve got enough
But the bargains call
It's hard not to fall
Avoiding temptation is tough

The ‘Great’ in Britain’s had its day

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nanna8 Fri 30-Dec-22 08:15:47

The ‘Great’ in Britain’s had its day
Maybe it’s time it went away ?

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crazyH Fri 30-Dec-22 09:02:47

The ‘Great’ in Britain’s had its day
Maybe it’s time it went away ?
At one time it was

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Crocus5 Fri 30-Dec-22 10:12:53

The ‘Great’ in Britain’s had its day
Maybe it’s time it went away?
At one time it was
But not now, beacause

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Juliet27 Fri 30-Dec-22 10:19:25

The ‘Great’ in Britain’s had its day
Maybe it’s time it went away?
At one time it was
But not now, because
The government has feet of clay

We need something to cheer us up

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henetha Fri 30-Dec-22 10:30:19

We need something to cheer us up,
Like drinking gin out of a cup

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Dec-22 13:52:56

We need something to cheer us up
Like drinking gin out of a cup
Now I've got hiccoughs

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Juliet27 Sun 01-Jan-23 07:01:04

We need something to cheer us up
Like drinking gin out of a cup
Now I've got hiccoughs
Too many sip ups

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henetha Sun 01-Jan-23 10:33:05

We need something to cheer us up
Like drinking gin out of a cup
Now I've got hiccoughs
Too many sip ups
I think I'll just buy a new pup.

Puppies can bring so much pleasure

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Crocus5 Sun 01-Jan-23 14:56:14

Puppies can bring so much pleasure
Joy and delight beyond measure

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GoldenLady Sun 01-Jan-23 16:51:08

Puppies can bring so much pleasure
Joy and delight beyond measure
They are cuddly and warm

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 01:01:42

Puppies can bring so much pleasure
Joy and delight beyond measure
They’re cuddly and warm
Your mood they transform

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 02-Jan-23 13:46:43

Puppies can bring so much pleasure
Joy and delight beyond measure
They're cuddly and warm
Your mood they transform
Go out for walks at your leisure.

Kittens are cuddly and playful

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 13:56:34

Kittens are cuddly and playful
And they often do a tray full - sorry

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Squiffy Mon 02-Jan-23 14:16:11

Kittens are cuddly and playful
And they often do a tray full - sorry
They chase and pounce

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Squiffy Mon 02-Jan-23 14:17:57

Kittens are cuddly and playful
And they often do a tray full - sorry
They chase and then pounce

(Sorry! Didn’t count properly the first time! tchblush)

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GoldenLady Mon 02-Jan-23 15:48:36

Kittens are cuddly and playful
And they often do a tray full - sorry
They chase and then pounce
They're so cute, every ounce

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crazyH Mon 02-Jan-23 20:07:54

Kittens are cuddly and playful
And they often do a tray full - sorry
They chase and then pounce
They're so cute, every ounce
But their fur gives me a sneeze-ful

Where is my Piriton? I ask

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Juliet27 Mon 02-Jan-23 21:38:28

Where is my Piriton? I ask
And I need to retrieve my mask

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