LIMERICKS 17 (contd)

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered
It really did give me a fright

I was glad when daylight arrived

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy
Need to feel cosy

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy
Need to feel cosy
Now my mouth has all dried

There was an old man called Sam

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall

Ther was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall
Hoped he wouldn’t fall

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall
Hoped he wouldn't fall
But began to tumble, oh damn.

The ram held his ground but Sam flew

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence
It was not a defence

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence
It was not a defence,
The ram ran off, chasing a ewe.

Sam phoned for an ambulance

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered
I was jolted awake, in fright

So, no cheese for me post dinner

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Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew
It hurt like mad, too

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew
It hurt like mad, too
He’s going to miss the Village Dance

Whats little Molly going to say

Whats little Molly going to say
Whilst dancing round that pole in May

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that poke in May
Oh gee, this is fast

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that pole in May
Oh gee, this is fast
Who’s that I’ve just passed?

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that pole in May
Oh gee this is fast
Who’s that I’ve just passed?
Usain Bolt? You don’t say!

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green
He always makes such a scene