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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

Juliet27 Tue 14-Jun-22 06:16:10

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered
It really did give me a fright

I was glad when daylight arrived

Jangran99 Tue 14-Jun-22 20:00:57

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived

Squiffy Tue 14-Jun-22 20:59:42

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy

NanKate Tue 14-Jun-22 21:33:06

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy
Need to feel cosy

Beautful Wed 15-Jun-22 00:41:29

I was glad when daylight arrived
But oh I am so sleep deprived
I feel so dozy
Need to feel cosy
Now my mouth has all dried

There was an old man called Sam

crazyH Wed 15-Jun-22 08:23:20

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram

henetha Wed 15-Jun-22 10:07:29

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall

Crocus5 Wed 15-Jun-22 11:57:53

Ther was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall
Hoped he wouldn’t fall

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 15-Jun-22 19:02:39

There was an old man called Sam
On his walk encountered a ram
So Sam climbed a wall
Hoped he wouldn't fall
But began to tumble, oh damn.

The ram held his ground but Sam flew

Crocus5 Thu 16-Jun-22 18:16:23

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew

crazyH Thu 16-Jun-22 22:24:10

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence

NanKate Thu 16-Jun-22 23:33:24

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence
It was not a defence

henetha Fri 17-Jun-22 11:22:45

The ram held his ground but Sam flew
Taking deep breaths as his fear grew
He tripped on the fence
It was not a defence,
The ram ran off, chasing a ewe.

Sam phoned for an ambulance

bridie54 Fri 17-Jun-22 11:26:35

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance

crazyH Fri 17-Jun-22 11:51:50

I had a strange dream just last night
Before me stood a figure, so bright
I shook and I quivered
I wept and shivered
I was jolted awake, in fright

So, no cheese for me post dinner

crazyH Fri 17-Jun-22 11:53:05

Please ignore above - wrong page ?

CaravanSerai Sat 18-Jun-22 22:11:36

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew

Squiffy Sat 18-Jun-22 22:51:49

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew
It hurt like mad, too

crazyH Sat 18-Jun-22 23:06:21

Sam phoned for an ambulance
Would it arrive soon by chance
His knee looked askew
It hurt like mad, too
He’s going to miss the Village Dance

Whats little Molly going to say

NanKate Sat 18-Jun-22 23:17:34

Whats little Molly going to say
Whilst dancing round that pole in May

bridie54 Sat 18-Jun-22 23:37:29

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that poke in May
Oh gee, this is fast

Juliet27 Sun 19-Jun-22 06:53:46

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that pole in May
Oh gee, this is fast
Who’s that I’ve just passed?

bridie54 Mon 20-Jun-22 11:35:26

What’s little Molly going to say
While dancing round that pole in May
Oh gee this is fast
Who’s that I’ve just passed?
Usain Bolt? You don’t say!

bridie54 Mon 20-Jun-22 11:37:25

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green

NanKate Mon 20-Jun-22 14:08:08

Poor Bill’s stuck on the first green
He always makes such a scene

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