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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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Jangran99 Thu 30-Jun-22 00:33:52

I run through the fields au naturel
Though I’m not exactly a belle
Boobs are long not round
Not far off the ground

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crazyH Thu 30-Jun-22 00:41:21

I run through the fields au naturel
Though I’m not exactly a belle
Boobs are long not round
Not far off the ground
The farmer shouted “what the hell!!!”

He hid behind the bales of hay

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henetha Thu 30-Jun-22 10:32:54

He hid behind the bales of hay
And couldn't stop sneezing all day

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Crocus5 Thu 30-Jun-22 11:02:14

He hid behind the bales of hay
And couldn’t stop sneezing all day
The tissues.were out

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Squiffy Thu 30-Jun-22 14:44:48

He hid behind the bales of hay
And couldn’t stop sneezing all day
The tissues were out
He blew his poor snout

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crazyH Thu 30-Jun-22 15:53:31

He hid behind the bales of hay
And couldn’t stop sneezing all day
The tissues were out
He blew his poor snout
And it exploded all the way

My begonias are in full bloom

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Grany Thu 30-Jun-22 22:29:37

My begonias are in full bloom
Well they sure are a sight boom boom

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Jul-22 08:57:58

My begonias are in full bloom
Well they sure are a sight boom boom
Beautiful colours

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 10:26:52

My begonias are in full bloom
Well they sure are a sight boom boom
Beautiful colours
They cost a few dollars

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GoldenLady Fri 01-Jul-22 13:07:16

My begonias are in full bloom
Well they sure are a sight boom boom
Beautiful colours
They cost a few dollars
I put some in every room.

Summer is here, and it's hot

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 13:12:17

Summer is here, and it is hot
I like it a bit, not a lot

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Jul-22 16:27:01

Summer is here, and it is hot
I like it a bit, not a lot
Slap on the sun cream

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 16:41:52

Summer is here, and it is hot
I like it a bit, not a lot
Slap on the sun cream,
On the lounger, dream

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Jangran99 Fri 01-Jul-22 17:14:15

Summer is here, and it is hot
I like it a bit, not a lot
Slap on the sun cream,
On the lounger, dream
And don't give those worries a thought.

Just let all your cares drift away

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 20:42:19

Just let all your cares drift away
It will very soon be pay day

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crazyH Sat 02-Jul-22 00:27:31

Just let all your cares drift away
It will very soon be pay day
Don’t spend it at once

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Crocus5 Sat 02-Jul-22 07:17:38

Just let all your cares drift away
It will very soon be pay day
Don’t spend it at once
You would be a dunce

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Jul-22 08:07:39

Just let all your cares drift away
It will very soon be pay day
Don’t spend it at once
You would be a dunce
You need to keep the wolf at bay

There are many wolves at the door

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crazyH Sat 02-Jul-22 09:27:59

There are many wolves at the door
I counted, one, two, three and four

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henetha Sat 02-Jul-22 11:40:36

There are many wolves at the door
I counted, one, two, three and four
They all want my dosh

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GoldenLady Sat 02-Jul-22 16:17:17

There are many wolves at the door
I counted, one, two, three and four
They all want my dosh
Because my door's posh

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jul-22 06:35:27

There are many wolves at the door
I counted, one, two, three and four
They all want my dosh
Because my door's posh
But sadly I’m already poor

And I have no horns to draw in

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Jangran99 Sun 03-Jul-22 20:58:31

And I have no horns to draw in
My bank balance is rather thin

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NanKate Sun 03-Jul-22 21:56:31

And I have no horns to draw in
My bank balance is rather thin
I’m short on the ready cash

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crazyH Sun 03-Jul-22 22:02:17

And I have no horns to draw in
My bank balance is rather thin
I’m short on the ready cash
So I really can’t be flash

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