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crazyH Mon 30-May-22 22:55:07

Think I'll wear my red ra-ra skirt
And my high heels which really hurt,
My booty I’ll shake

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NanKate Sun 26-Jun-22 17:46:13

I peeked into her posh larder
Made me decide to try harder
I asked Delia for help.

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Jangran99 Sun 26-Jun-22 17:58:52

I peeked into her posh larder
Made me decide to try harder
I asked Delia for help.
She suggested kelp

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Juliet27 Mon 27-Jun-22 05:32:45

I peeked into her posh larder
Made me decide to try harder
I asked Delia for help.
She suggested kelp
Not something I eat with ardour

It seems I’m a useless hostess

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Crocus5 Mon 27-Jun-22 07:57:25

It seems I’m a useless hostess
Catering does cause me some stress

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Jangran99 Mon 27-Jun-22 14:26:29

It seems I’m a useless hostess
Catering does cause me some stress
I've no shame, I cheat!

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crazyH Mon 27-Jun-22 14:41:35

It seems I’m a useless hostess
Catering does cause me some stress
I've no shame, I cheat!
Cooking is a feat

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Jangran99 Mon 27-Jun-22 14:46:53

It seems I’m a useless hostess
Catering does cause me some stress
I've no shame, I cheat!
Cooking is a feat
Which some never master I guess.

So that just leaves a take-away

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Crocus5 Mon 27-Jun-22 15:47:20

So that just leaves a take-away
Plenty to choose from, I would say

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Squiffy Mon 27-Jun-22 19:06:10

So that just leaves a take-away
Plenty to choose from, I would say
Can’t make up my mind ?

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Bellanonna Mon 27-Jun-22 19:09:56

So that just leaves a take-away
Plenty to choose from, I would say
Can’t make up my mind ?
Want something refined

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 27-Jun-22 19:15:02

So that just leaves a take-away
Plenty to choose from, I would say
Can't make up my mind
Want something refined
That I can serve up on a tray.

Perhaps we'll try that posh restaurant

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Squiffy Mon 27-Jun-22 23:25:53

Perhaps we'll try that posh restaurant
But will it serve what we might want?

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Bellanonna Tue 28-Jun-22 11:08:53

Perhaps we'll try that posh restaurant
But will it serve what we might want?
Let’s give it a try

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henetha Tue 28-Jun-22 12:14:21

Perhaps we'll try that posh restaurant
But will it serve what we might want?
Let’s give it a try,
I just want a pie,

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Jangran99 Tue 28-Jun-22 19:54:59

Perhaps we'll try that posh restaurant
But will it serve what we might want?
Let’s give it a try,
I just want a pie,
Meanwhile acting all nonchalant

I never know how much to tip

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Jun-22 06:51:40

I never know how much to tip
Without ending on a guilt trip

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henetha Wed 29-Jun-22 10:31:05

I never know how much to tip
Without ending on a guilt trip
Is one Pound enough?

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crazyH Wed 29-Jun-22 11:31:27

I never know how much to tip
Without ending on a guilt trip
Is one Pound enough?
That’ll cause a huff

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Bellanonna Wed 29-Jun-22 11:45:05

I never know how much to tip
Without ending on a guilt trip
Is one Pound enough?
That’ll cause a huff
A percentage! Do please get a grip!

I love to eat out once a week

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NanKate Wed 29-Jun-22 14:42:12

I love to eat out once a week
It’s usually bubble and squeak

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Jangran99 Wed 29-Jun-22 19:41:17

I love to eat out once a week
It’s usually bubble and squeak
Colcannon for me

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 29-Jun-22 19:47:29

I love to eat out once a week
It's usually bubble and squeak
Colcannon for me
Or afternoon tea

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NanKate Wed 29-Jun-22 22:02:02

I love to eat out once a week
It's usually bubble and squeak
Colcannon for me
Or afternoon tea
Then I’m off for my annual streak ?

I run through the fields au naturel

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Jun-22 22:10:37

I run through the fields au naturel
Though I’m not exactly a belle

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crazyH Wed 29-Jun-22 22:15:44

I run through the fields au naturel
Though I’m not exactly a belle
Boobs are long not round

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