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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

Jangran99 Tue 02-Aug-22 18:54:45

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain

henetha Wed 03-Aug-22 09:57:51

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain
But badly need rain

Nell8 Wed 03-Aug-22 23:19:30

So, hose or watering can today?
The cans are hard work, I must say
We shouldn't complain
But badly need rain
A hosepipe ban is on the way

The dust in the air is a pain

Mollygo Thu 04-Aug-22 02:18:15

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frazzles my brain

Crocus5 Thu 04-Aug-22 10:38:04

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing

Squiffy Thu 04-Aug-22 11:04:10

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing
Coughing and wheezing

henetha Thu 04-Aug-22 12:13:20

The dust in the air is a pain
The heat nearly frizzles my brain
I’m always sneezing
Coughing and wheezing
I wish I hadn't gone to Spain.

My next holiday's in Norway

crazyH Thu 04-Aug-22 13:46:29

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day

GoldenLady Thu 04-Aug-22 14:21:09

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust

Squiffy Thu 04-Aug-22 15:08:50

My next holiday's in Norway
I’ll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust
My vacuum is bust

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 04-Aug-22 15:43:36

My next holiday's in Norway
I'll be there for more than a day
I hope there's no dust
My vacuum is bust
I want to relax by the bay.

I'd love to see the Northern Lights

Mollygo Fri 05-Aug-22 08:21:47

I'd love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights.

nanna8 Fri 05-Aug-22 09:16:10

I’d love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array

henetha Fri 05-Aug-22 11:27:13

I’d love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array
More by night than day

Nell8 Fri 05-Aug-22 12:52:05

I'd love to see the Northern Lights
That shimmering curtain of lights
A splendid array
More by night than day
They're one of those magical sights

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there

crazyH Fri 05-Aug-22 13:13:07

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnatha

henetha Sat 06-Aug-22 10:26:36

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too

GoldenLady Sat 06-Aug-22 15:26:39

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too
Until we turn blue

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 07-Aug-22 09:27:37

We'll cruise up some fjords while we're there
Look out for Bjorn and Agnetha
And scenery too
Until we turn blue
And must run away from a bear.

My Scandinavian knitwear

henetha Sun 07-Aug-22 11:32:04

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear

Nell8 Sun 07-Aug-22 16:55:40

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy

Elrel Sun 07-Aug-22 17:27:21

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy
The fit’s so baggy

Squiffy Sun 07-Aug-22 17:52:55

My Scandinavian knitwear
Is knitted with wool from a bear
It's brown and shaggy
The fit’s so baggy
The style is really so rare.

A bear thought I was his best friend

Mollygo Mon 08-Aug-22 06:40:41

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend

henetha Mon 08-Aug-22 10:12:23

A bear thought I was his best friend
Until I asked if he would lend
Me his back scratcher

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