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Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend
I’m following a trend
I’m just going to watch how they spin.

They’re digging the road up outside

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide

They’re digging the road up outside
We’ve got a ramp, on which we’ll glide
Or we might fall in

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin

They're digging the road up outside
We've got a ramp, on which we'll glide
Or we might fall in
It's yellow and thin
I hear that some drivers have died!

A cute little puppy named Ben

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs

A cute little puppy named Ben
Fell in love with my little hen
Just watch how he begs
For some of her eggs
To sit on and hatch in his den

Alas, he does not realise

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs' father
Perhaps he’d rather

Alas, he does not realise
Rather a problem therein lies
He is not the eggs` father
Perhaps he`d rather
Exchange for a burger and fries

At least he will not be hungry

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!

At least he will not be hungry
Eating burger, fries and sundry
A carrot or two
Woof! No, thank you!
I only eat veggies on Monday.

I took my poor cat to the vet

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!

I took my poor cat tot the vet
He's black and sleek, I call him Jet
His coat’s gone quite sparse
Soft fur? That’s a farce!
But he’s got lots of life in him yet

Bank holiday. What shall we do?

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?

Bank holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day

Bank Holiday. What shall we do?
I'll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I'll stay

BankHoliday. What shall we do?
I’ll hide from crowds, what about you?
Just another day
So at home I’ll stay
Doing crosswords and sudoku

Next week it will be September