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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Mollygo Wed 17-Aug-22 18:18:30

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet
As I would, if I had the chance.

Her pirouettes and pas de chat

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GoldenLady Wed 17-Aug-22 18:19:05

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet
That she floated right out of her pants!

These poems are getting improper

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henetha Thu 18-Aug-22 10:14:13

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 18-Aug-22 13:27:02

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised

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GoldenLady Thu 18-Aug-22 15:23:28

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised
He began to look crazed

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Nell8 Thu 18-Aug-22 17:01:14

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised
He began to look crazed
Pulled out his truncheon - a whopper!

I'll turn now to something polite

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Mollygo Thu 18-Aug-22 20:34:30

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white

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NanKate Thu 18-Aug-22 21:40:58

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz

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crazyH Thu 18-Aug-22 22:41:04

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz
Then with great pizzazz

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Bellanonna Fri 19-Aug-22 10:09:11

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz
Then with great pizzazz
Hold it up, and declare “That’s all right!”

Most matters domestic I hate

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Squiffy Fri 19-Aug-22 11:12:06

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Aug-22 14:02:04

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid

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crazyH Fri 19-Aug-22 15:06:49

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid
No doubt she’ll be paid

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Mollygo Fri 19-Aug-22 19:46:29

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid
No doubt she’ll be paid
At over today’s going rate

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks

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NanKate Fri 19-Aug-22 19:59:47

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?

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GoldenLady Fri 19-Aug-22 20:55:29

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?
She'll be well worth the cost

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NanKate Fri 19-Aug-22 21:06:10

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?
She'll be well worth the cost
If she removes all the dust

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 20-Aug-22 08:40:19

I'll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask
She'll be well worth the cost
Is she removes all the dust
Then, guilt free, in the sun I'll bask.

I don't like purple, but I'm old

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henetha Sat 20-Aug-22 10:42:22

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,

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Nell8 Sat 20-Aug-22 22:22:02

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair

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Bellanonna Sat 20-Aug-22 22:29:09

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair
With green streaks when I dare

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henetha Sun 21-Aug-22 11:23:07

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair
With green streaks when I dare
In fashion Olympics, that wins gold.

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?

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NanKate Sun 21-Aug-22 11:27:36

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin

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Jangran99 Sun 21-Aug-22 16:21:50

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend

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NanKate Sun 21-Aug-22 16:56:33

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend
I’m following a trend

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