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There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet
As I would, if I had the chance.

Her pirouettes and pas de chat

There was a young lady from France
Who frequently wanted to dance
She swayed with the beat
So light on her feet
That she floated right out of her pants!

These poems are getting improper

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised
He began to look crazed

These poems are getting improper
I'd better send for a copper
His eyebrows he raised
He began to look crazed
Pulled out his truncheon - a whopper!

I'll turn now to something polite

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz
Then with great pizzazz

I'll turn now to something polite
How do you get washing so white
I soak it in Daz
Then with great pizzazz
Hold it up, and declare “That’s all right!”

Most matters domestic I hate

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid
No doubt she’ll be paid

Most matters domestic I hate
All that cleaning really does grate
So I'm getting a maid
No doubt she’ll be paid
At over today’s going rate

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?
She'll be well worth the cost

I’ll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask ?
She'll be well worth the cost
If she removes all the dust

I'll draw up a list of the tasks
I wonder if she will wear a mask
She'll be well worth the cost
Is she removes all the dust
Then, guilt free, in the sun I'll bask.

I don't like purple, but I'm old

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair
With green streaks when I dare

I don't like purple, but I'm old
So wear red with it and be bold,
Silver shoes and hair
With green streaks when I dare
In fashion Olympics, that wins gold.

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend

Sunak or Truss, who's going to win?
It’s Truss for me and a bottle of gin
You'll need it my friend
I’m following a trend