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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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NanKate Mon 27-Jun-22 07:13:03

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon

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GoldenLady Mon 27-Jun-22 14:11:32

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can

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Crocus5 Mon 27-Jun-22 15:49:52

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can
Oh, what a great man!

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crazyH Mon 27-Jun-22 18:43:31

Not everyone can sing in tune
To warble is such a great boon
But Springsteen still can
Oh, what a great man!
I will be going to see him, soon.

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis

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Bellanonna Mon 27-Jun-22 18:55:13

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”

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Squiffy Mon 27-Jun-22 19:07:12

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With hips that writhed

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Squiffy Mon 27-Jun-22 19:08:11

Sorry, missed a word out! ?

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those hips that writhed

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Juliet27 Wed 29-Jun-22 17:49:45

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those writhing hips
And the curling lips

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NanKate Wed 29-Jun-22 22:06:18

Frankly I’d rather see Elvis
We used to call him “The Pelvis”
With those writhing hips
And the curling lips
I caught him out tending his trellis !

His rival could be Mick Jägger

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crazyH Wed 29-Jun-22 22:22:25

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager

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GoldenLady Thu 30-Jun-22 15:36:07

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along

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crazyH Thu 30-Jun-22 17:19:42

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along
With a chirpy song

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NanKate Thu 30-Jun-22 21:57:36

His rival could be Mick Jägger
But I’d rather have a lager
The Stones roll along
With a chirpy song
He certainly has a swagger.

Old Cliff is still performing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 01-Jul-22 08:59:47

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 10:25:37

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He’s still so trim

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 13:17:01

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He is still so trim
And so full of vim

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 16:22:42

Old Cliff is still performing
With a good ballad, heart warming
He is still so trim
And so full of vim
He’s a pensioner still worth watching

I’m about to pour my first drink ?

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crazyH Fri 01-Jul-22 16:39:48

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?

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NanKate Fri 01-Jul-22 20:43:57

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry

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crazyH Sat 02-Jul-22 00:21:51

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry
And jig in Derry

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Crocus5 Sat 02-Jul-22 07:24:46

I’m about to pour my first drink ?
Me as well, shall we have a clink?
Let’s dance and be merry
And jig in Derry
Certainly won’t have time to think

Midsummer’s day has come and gone

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Juliet27 Sat 02-Jul-22 08:02:52

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness, how time races on

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crazyH Sat 02-Jul-22 10:56:50

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness, how time races on
Must get my shorts out

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Crocus5 Sat 02-Jul-22 11:44:30

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness how time races on
Must get my shorts out
Have a run about

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Juliet27 Sun 03-Jul-22 06:42:35

Midsummer’s day has come and gone
My goodness how time races on
Must get my shorts out
Have a run about
Winter will be here before long !

And now we’re into July sales

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