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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

nanna8 Sun 03-Jul-22 08:26:39

And now we’re into July sales
Getting some shoes if all else fails

Bellanonna Sun 03-Jul-22 09:40:21

And now we’re into July sales
Getting some shoes if all else fails
And a top or two

Mollygo Sun 03-Jul-22 10:58:09

And now we’re into July sales
Getting some shoes if all else fails
And a top or two
Just to see me through

Jangran99 Sun 03-Jul-22 21:09:25

And now we’re into July sales
And a top or two
Just to see me through
'Til November's cold winter gales

Then back I'll be in furry coat

NanKate Sun 03-Jul-22 21:55:09

Then back I'll be in furry coat
Made of recycled mountain goat

Bellanonna Sun 03-Jul-22 22:35:31

Then back I'll be in furry coat
Made of recycled mountain goat
With my knee-high boots ?

crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 09:02:42

Then back I'll be in furry coat
Made of recycled mountain goat
With my knee-high boots ?
Go back to my roots

nanna8 Mon 04-Jul-22 09:07:03

Then back I’ll be in a furry coat
Made of recycled mountain goat
With my knee-high boots
Go back to my roots
Wearing whatever floats my boat

I’d love to sail across the sea

GoldenLady Mon 04-Jul-22 15:22:37

I’d love to sail across the sea
I'd get on the ship happily

lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 04-Jul-22 15:27:26

I'd love to sail across the sea
I'd get on the ship happily
Ahoy! Me hearties

Squiffy Mon 04-Jul-22 16:10:02

I'd love to sail across the sea
I'd get on the ship happily
Ahoy! Me hearties
Time for some parties

GoldenLady Mon 04-Jul-22 20:40:18

I'd love to sail across the sea
I'd get on the ship happily
Ahoy! Me hearties
Time for some parties
But now I am seasick - poor me!

I should have remained on dry land

Juliet27 Mon 04-Jul-22 21:34:03

I should have remained on dry land
Not given the captain a hand

crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 22:15:29

I should have remained on dry land
Not given the captain a hand
Wanted to impress

NanKate Mon 04-Jul-22 22:18:58

I should have remained on dry land
Not given the captain a hand
Wanted to impress
In my new party dress ?

crazyH Mon 04-Jul-22 22:27:55

I should have remained on dry land
Not given the captain a hand
Wanted to impress
In my new party dress ?
And my lovely, sparkly headband

I was hoping to catch his eye

NanKate Tue 05-Jul-22 07:07:22

I was hoping to catch his eye
But I am an undercover Spy

Crocus5 Tue 05-Jul-22 07:10:53

I was hoping to catch his eye
But I’m an undercover spy
I mustn’t let on

crazyH Tue 05-Jul-22 08:47:57

was hoping to catch his eye
But I’m an undercover spy
I mustn’t let on
I am trying to con

Mollygo Tue 05-Jul-22 13:20:39

I was hoping to catch his eye
But I’m an undercover spy
I mustn’t let on
I am trying to con
Though sometimes, I ask myself why!

I’m going to try cooking sous-vide

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 05-Jul-22 15:21:36

I'm going to try cooking sous-vide
So, someone please give me a lead

GoldenLady Tue 05-Jul-22 15:28:00

I'm going to try cooking sous-vide
So, someone please give me a lead
How to pronounce?

Jangran99 Tue 05-Jul-22 18:23:43

I'l be trying to cook sous vide
So, someone please give me a lead
How to pronounce?
I grandly announce

lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 06-Jul-22 13:11:55

I'll be trying to cook sous-vide
So, someone please give me a lead
How to pronounce?
I grandly announce
And with it I'll drink some sweet mead.

I want something different for tea

nanna8 Wed 06-Jul-22 13:17:48

I want something different for tea
So those with suggestions, feel free

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