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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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GoldenLady Sun 25-Sept-22 15:27:30

But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set
Skydiving is one
I still can have fun!

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Mollygo Sun 25-Sept-22 22:46:56

But there’s life in the old gal yet
I’ve lots to do, my mind is set
Skydiving is one
I still can have fun!
A parachute jump (if I’m let)

The moment I leap from the plane (or use The moment I’m pushed from the plane, which might be more likely.)

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crazyH Sun 25-Sept-22 22:52:25

The moment I’m pushed from the plane
I’ll be filled with fear, but I’ll feign

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Squiffy Mon 26-Sept-22 10:54:21

The moment I’m pushed from the plane
I’ll be filled with fear, but I’ll feign
My manic grin fails

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Sept-22 12:57:29

The moment I'm pushed from the plane
I'll be filled with fear, but I'll feign
My manic grin fails
Then I'll bite my nails

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GoldenLady Mon 26-Sept-22 15:10:40

The moment I'm pushed from the plane
I'll be filled with fear, but I'll feign
My manic grin fails
Then I'll bite my nails
But lots of attention I'll gain!

I love to perform on the stage

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NanKate Mon 26-Sept-22 21:35:26

I love to perform on the stage
My Titania is all the rage

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Bellanonna Mon 26-Sept-22 21:38:56

I love to perform on the stage
My Titania is all the rage
Oh, darling, I’m great

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Jangran99 Tue 27-Sept-22 05:02:09

I love to perform on the stage
My Titania is all the rage
Oh, darling, I’m great
My public can't wait

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Mollygo Tue 27-Sept-22 09:28:21

I love to perform on the stage
My Titania is all the rage
Oh, darling, I’m great
My public can't wait
In the programme, I’m top of the page!

I’m also successful in dance.

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Squiffy Tue 27-Sept-22 11:38:34

I’m also successful in dance.
I pirouette, jetté and prance

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crazyH Tue 27-Sept-22 11:43:08

I’m also successful in dance.
I pirouette, jetté and prance
My toes hurt so bad

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Yammy Tue 27-Sept-22 11:44:22

I'm also successful in dance.
I piroute jette and prans,
My parents are proud,
The encores are loud,
Next month I'm off to France.

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henetha Tue 27-Sept-22 12:56:05

Sorry, but one line each. Back to Crazy.

I'm also successful in dance,
I pirouette, jette and prance,
My toes hurt so bad,
But still really glad,

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GoldenLady Tue 27-Sept-22 15:23:01

I'm also successful in dance,
I pirouette, jette and prance,
My toes hurt so bad,
But still really glad,
That Yammy is going to France!

My feet at home will be resting

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crazyH Tue 27-Sept-22 16:05:16

My feet at home will be resting
Those pirouettes are really testing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 27-Sept-22 16:52:56

My feet at home will be resting
Those pirouettes are really testing
And those pointy shoes

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Juliet27 Tue 27-Sept-22 16:56:08

My feet at home will be resting
Those pirouettes are really testing
And those pointy shoes
Caused my toes to bruise

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Sept-22 00:38:47

My feet at home will be resting
Those pirouettes are really testing
And those pointy shoes
Caused my toes to bruise
That's the truth; I'm really not jesting!

Maybe instead I'll try singing?

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Bellanonna Wed 28-Sept-22 08:13:33

Maybe instead I'll try singing?
Or perhaps try my hand at bell ringing?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 28-Sept-22 12:10:32

Maybe instead I'll try singing?
Or perhaps try my hand a bell ringing?
I'm roaring to go

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GoldenLady Wed 28-Sept-22 13:45:48

Maybe instead I'll try singing?
Or perhaps try my hand at bell ringing?
I'm roaring to go
And put on a show

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NanKate Wed 28-Sept-22 22:12:46

Maybe instead I'll try singing?
Or perhaps try my hand at bell ringing?
I'm roaring to go
And put on a show
I hope the critics won’t be whingeing

I’ve decided to play the piano ?

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Squiffy Thu 29-Sept-22 12:05:14

I’ve decided to play the piano ?
Though how well I'll cope I don't know

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Mollygo Thu 29-Sept-22 12:22:36

I’ve decided to play the piano ?
Though how well I'll cope I don't know
It’s all black and white

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