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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 29-Sept-22 12:23:06

I've decided to play the piano
Though how well I'll cope I don't know
I stare at the keys

crazyH Thu 29-Sept-22 14:04:19

I've decided to play the piano
Though how well I'll cope I don't know
I stare at the keys
Then play do-re-mis

henetha Fri 30-Sept-22 11:54:00

I've decided to play the piano
Though how well I'll cope I don't know
I stare at the keys
Then play do-re-mis
How soon can I play a concerto?

I think Hell might freeze over first

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 30-Sept-22 12:52:49

I think Hell might freeze over first
But let's not consider the worst

GoldenLady Fri 30-Sept-22 16:35:00

I think Hell might freeze over first
But let's not consider the worst
I might turn out to be

Mollygo Fri 30-Sept-22 17:30:24

I think Hell might freeze over first
But let's not consider the worst
I might turn out to be
A real prodigy

henetha Sat 01-Oct-22 10:23:41

I think Hell might freeze over first
But let's not consider the worst
I might turn out to be
A real prodigy
Your mother's heart with pride will burst.

We'll watch you play the Albert Hall

Mollygo Sat 01-Oct-22 12:31:21

We'll watch you play the Albert Hall
From high up, you’re terribly small

crazyH Sat 01-Oct-22 13:43:28

We'll watch you play the Albert Hall
From high up, you’re terribly small
But the acoustics

lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 01-Oct-22 17:37:47

We'll watch you play the Albert Hall
From high up, you're terribly small
But the acoustics
And all the old tricks

crazyH Sat 01-Oct-22 23:58:27

We'll watch you play the Albert Hall
From high up, you're terribly small
But the acoustics
And all the old tricks
Will make you look very tall

I’v e applied for a job on stage

Juliet27 Sun 02-Oct-22 06:14:24

I’ve applied for a job on stage
And I hope they’ll ignore my age

Crocus5 Sun 02-Oct-22 09:24:07

I’ve applied for a job on the stage
And I hope they’ll ignore my age
I’ll play any part

Bellanonna Sun 02-Oct-22 09:59:36

I’ve applied for a job on the stage
And I hope they’ll ignore my age
I’ll play any part
From princess to tart

Mollygo Sun 02-Oct-22 10:27:59

I’ve applied for a job on the stage
And I hope they’ll ignore my age
I’ll play any part
From princess to tart
My pantomime dame’s all the rage.

I’ll then try the the Folies Bergère

crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 10:40:56

I’ll then try the the Folies Bergère
I’ll dress up as my idol Cher

henetha Sun 02-Oct-22 11:28:15

I’ll then try the the Folies Bergère
I’ll dress up as my idol Cher
And do the Can-Can

crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 13:36:15

I’ll then try the the Folies Bergère
I’ll dress up as my idol Cher
And do the Can-Can
And stir every man

GoldenLady Sun 02-Oct-22 16:18:55

I’ll then try the the Folies Bergère
I’ll dress up as my idol Cher
And do the Can-Can
And stir every man
And then we will have une affaire!

My name will be known far and wide

Squiffy Sun 02-Oct-22 16:49:36

My name will be known far and wide
I’ll be a big star full of pride

Mollygo Sun 02-Oct-22 22:56:27

My name will be known far and wide
I’ll be a big star full of pride
Hysterical fans

crazyH Sun 02-Oct-22 23:05:41

My name will be known far and wide
I’ll be a big star full of pride
Hysterical fans
Reach out for my hands

henetha Mon 03-Oct-22 10:17:13

My name will be known far and wide
I’ll be a big star full of pride
Hysterical fans
Reach out for my hands,
They don't know I'm so scared inside.

There was a young man from Dundee

Mollygo Mon 03-Oct-22 10:49:53

There was a young man from Dundee
Who loved Arbroath Smokies for tea

Squiffy Mon 03-Oct-22 12:55:50

There was a young man from Dundee
Who loved Arbroath Smokies for tea
With hot, buttered toast

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