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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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GoldenLady Thu 13-Oct-22 22:47:02

My least favorite house cleaning task
Is one that I do in a mask
It’s cleaning the loo
The shower drain too
I'm surprised that you even would ask!

A large bee was buzzing around

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crazyH Thu 13-Oct-22 22:58:41

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found

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Mollygo Fri 14-Oct-22 08:51:57

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”

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crazyH Fri 14-Oct-22 09:56:46

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
Please go back in line

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crazyH Fri 14-Oct-22 09:58:02

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
“Please go back in line”

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henetha Fri 14-Oct-22 10:03:14

A large bee was buzzing around
When, a jar of honey, he found
He said, “Oi! That’s mine!”
“Please go back in line”
Or you will be fined twenty pound.

Then he stung me right on my nose

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crazyH Fri 14-Oct-22 10:07:19

Then he stung me right on my nose
Which looked like a right big red rose

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Yammy Fri 14-Oct-22 10:32:12

The Rose grew bigger,
I started to snigger,

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Mollygo Fri 14-Oct-22 11:19:25

Then he stung me right on my nose
Which looked like a right big red rose
The Rose grew bigger,
I started to snigger
Will it stay like that d’you suppose?

But after a week it had gone

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GoldenLady Fri 14-Oct-22 14:00:22

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on

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crazyH Fri 14-Oct-22 15:30:56

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought

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Juliet27 Fri 14-Oct-22 20:51:03

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought
It seems he was caught

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GoldenLady Sat 15-Oct-22 14:07:05

But after a week it had gone
And the bee happily had moved on
Or so I had thought
It seems he was caught
When he panicked a group in the "john."

(That's American for loo.)

I selected a pumpkin I like

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crazyH Sat 15-Oct-22 14:09:07

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Oct-22 06:50:56

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he’s a goth

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 16-Oct-22 09:21:17

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he's a goth
Strange words he may quoth

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GoldenLady Sun 16-Oct-22 14:54:45

I selected a pumpkin I like
It will be carved by neighbour Mike
But as he's a goth
Strange words he may quoth
It's time to take off on my bike!

Halloween seems to start very early

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Oct-22 21:43:22

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly

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Mollygo Sun 16-Oct-22 23:25:24

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun

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henetha Mon 17-Oct-22 10:51:17

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun
I'm glad when it's done!

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Jane71 Mon 17-Oct-22 12:43:10

Halloween seems to start early
Making people rather surly
For some it’s just fun
I'm glad when it's done!
And then I'll starting ordering the turkey

Though this year I quite fancy a change

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Mollygo Mon 17-Oct-22 13:41:14

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Oct-22 14:17:41

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food

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crazyH Mon 17-Oct-22 14:54:29

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food
Steak and chips sound good

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Oct-22 21:40:49

Though this year I fancy a change
Is tofu described as ‘free range’?
No, I like real food
Steak and chips sound good
A dinner I think I'll arrange.

A penguin is found where it's cold

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