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Next weekend we put our clocks back
And then the evening light we'll lack
Could we not rebel?
That idea you could sell!
But don’t change your clock? You’ll lose track!

All winter, you’ll get there too soon

All winter, you’ll get there too soon
And sit like a lovestruck baboon

All winter, you’ll get there too soon
And sit like a lovestruck baboon
But I will be warm

All winter, you’ll get there too soon
And sit like a lovestruck baboon
But I will be warm
From sunset to dawn

All winter, you’ll get there too soon
And sit like a lovestruck baboon
But I will be warm
From sunset to dawn
A sleeping bag under the moon.

Ah! so many presents to buy

Ah! so many presents to buy
Won’t start till November comes by

Ah! so many presents to buy
Won’t start till November comes by
Some already bought

Ah! so many presents to buy
Won’t start till November comes by
Some already bought
And after much thought

Ah! so many presents to buy
Won’t start till November comes by
Some already bought
And after much thought
I have to ask myself, why?

The trees are their glorious best

The trees are their glorious best
Could be called an autumn leaf fest

The trees are their glorious best
Could be called an autumn leaf fest
Red, orange and gold

The trees are their glorious best
Could be called an autumn leaf fest
Red, orange and gold
Mellow season, hues bold

The trees are their glorious best
Could be called an autumn leaf fest
Red, orange and gold
Mellow season, hues bold
Just on my lawn, rather a pest.

Looking at prices on a shelf

Looking at prices on a shelf
To believe them, I must pinch myself

Looking at prices on a shelf
To believe them, I must pinch myself
Must draw in our horns

Looking at prices on a shelf
To believe them, I must pinch myself
Must draw in our horns
Or trip on our corns

Looking at prices on a shelf
To believe them, I must pinch myself
Must draw in our horns
Oats, water, in morns

Looking at prices on a shelf
To believe them, I must pinch myself
Must draw in our horns
Oats, water, in morns
Well that would be good for our helf

Was meat and two veg healthier?

Was meat and two veg healthier?
Once, only for the wealthier

Was meat and two veg healthier?
Once, only for the wealthier
But then Yorkshire pudding

Was meat and two veg healthier?
Once, only for the wealthier
But then Yorkshire pud
That tasted so good

Was meat and two veg healthier?
Once, only for the wealthier
But then Yorkshire pud
That tasted so good
But eating some sweets was much steathier.

Italian cuisine is the best

Italian cuisine is the best
With handsome Luigi, my quest

Italian cuisine is the best
With handsome Luigi, my quest
Is to dine in Milan

Sorry 6syllables.
Italian cuisine is the best
With handsome Luigi, my quest
To dine in Milan