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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

Jane71 Sun 30-Oct-22 17:51:05

Italian cuisine is the best
With handsome Luigi, my quest
To dine in Milan
Lets hope that the plan

crazyH Sun 30-Oct-22 18:56:17

Italian cuisine is the best
With handsome Luigi, my quest
To dine in Milan
Lets hope that the plan
Will give my beating heart, a rest

But for me, Ashoka’s the man

Grany Sun 30-Oct-22 21:02:51

But for me, Ashoka’s the man
He's powerful and has a tan

crazyH Sun 30-Oct-22 21:06:27

But for me, Ashoka’s the man
He's powerful and has a tan
Under his turban

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 30-Oct-22 21:34:14

But for me, Ashoka’s the man
He's powerful and has a tan
Under his turban
There's a bottle of bourbon

NanKate Sun 30-Oct-22 21:59:30

But for me, Ashoka’s the man
He's powerful and has a tan
Under his turban
There's a bottle of bourbon
Sadly he has the looks of my Gran

I’m looking for somebody new

Mollygo Sun 30-Oct-22 22:10:08

I’m looking for somebody new
Good looking and wealthy will do

crazyH Sun 30-Oct-22 22:30:01

I’m looking for somebody new
Good looking and wealthy will do
House in the country

GoldenLady Mon 31-Oct-22 12:36:27

I’m looking for somebody new
Good looking and wealthy will do
House in the country
A magnificent plum tree

Mollygo Mon 31-Oct-22 13:18:42

I’m looking for somebody new
Good looking and wealthy will do
House in the country
A magnificent plum tree
And solid gold seats in the loo.

A new rimless toilet for me

LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 31-Oct-22 21:08:58

A new rimless toilet for me
I want all my neighbours to see

crazyH Mon 31-Oct-22 21:22:32

A new rimless toilet for me
I want all my neighbours to see
I’ll invite them in

Grany Mon 31-Oct-22 21:29:56

A new rimless toilet for me
I want all my neighbours to see
I’ll invite them in
To see there's no rim

Mollygo Mon 31-Oct-22 21:44:54

A new rimless toilet for me
I want all my neighbours to see
I’ll invite them in
To see there's no rim
But no chance I’m letting them pee!

Let’s now discuss something refined

NanKate Mon 31-Oct-22 22:08:37

Let’s now discuss something refined
No words which are really unkind

GoldenLady Tue 01-Nov-22 14:56:49

Let’s now discuss something refined
No words which are really unkind
But that toilet is funny

Juliet27 Tue 01-Nov-22 15:45:53

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Let’s now discuss something refined
No words which are really unkind
But that toilet is funny
It’s a posh dunny

henetha Thu 03-Nov-22 10:32:02

Let’s now discuss something refined
No words which are really unkind
But that toilet is funny
It’s a posh dunny
On which I can rest my behind.

Oh dear, have I lowered the tone?

GoldenLady Thu 03-Nov-22 14:17:49

Oh dear, have I lowered the tone?
You indeed have made everyone groan

Squiffy Thu 03-Nov-22 14:53:07

Oh dear, have I lowered the tone?
You indeed have made everyone groan
Please spare our blushes

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 03-Nov-22 15:11:48

Oh dear, have I lowered the tone?
You indeed have made everyone groan
Please spare our blushes
You give us hot flushes

Mollygo Thu 03-Nov-22 18:23:57

Oh dear, have I lowered the tone?
You indeed have made everyone groan
Please spare our blushes
You give us hot flushes
Whenever we sit on the throne!

The November days seem so short

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 03-Nov-22 18:34:41

The November days seem so short
We've hardly got time to cavort

crazyH Thu 03-Nov-22 20:03:16

The November days seem so short
We've hardly got time to cavort
Not my favourite month

NanKate Thu 03-Nov-22 20:55:27

The November days seem so short
We've hardly got time to cavort
Not my favourite month
Even though it’s the eleventh

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