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Would you choose to walk in the rain?
Or rather perhaps get a plane?
I’ll get on the bus
And make such a fuss
They might throw me under a train!

I love to go out in the sun

I love to go out in the sun
Shorts and bright t-shirts, oh what fun !

I love to go out in the sun
Shorts and bright t-shirts, oh what fun !
The world comes alive

I love to go out in the sun
Shorts and bright t-shirts, oh what fun !
The world comes alive
The insects all thrive

I love to go out in the sun
Shorts and bright t-shirts, oh what fun !
The world comes alive
The insects all thrive
But here comes a wasp; better run!

Election Day's finally over

Election Day's finally over
(Not relevant this side of Dover)!

Election Day's finally over
(Not relevant this side of Dover)!
But it is, over here

Election Day's finally over
(Not relevant this side of Dover)!
But it is, over there
So, should we despair?

Election Day's finally over
(Not relevant this side of Dover)!
But it is, over there
So, should we despair?
The poor in the States ain't in clover!

The lawn is just covered in leaves

New start Wyllow ?

Apologies 😂
The lawn is just covered in leaves
The wind is blowing through the eaves

The lawn is just covered in leaves
The wind is blowing through the eaves
It brings a deep chill

The lawn is just covered in leaves
The wind is blowing through the eaves
It brings a deep chill
And makes me feel ill

The lawn is just covered in leaves
The wind is blowing through the eaves
It brings a deep chill
And makes me feel ill
And our sense of comfort it cleaves

Oh how I wish for the spring

Oh how I wish for the spring
With all the joy it will bring

Oh how I wish for the spring
With all the joy it will bring
I love the young shoots

Oh how I wish for the spring
With all the joy it will bring
I love the young shoots
And the blossom for fruits

Oh how I wish for the spring
With all the joy it will bring
I love the young shoots
And the blossom for fruits
And the birdies all nest and sing.

I like the change of the seasons

I like the change of the seasons
I don't feel I have to give reasons

I like the change of the seasons
I don't feel I have to give reasons
Talk of the weather

I like the change of the seasons
I don't feel I have to give reasons
Talk of the weather
Getting together

I like the change of the seasons
I don't feel I have to give reasons
Talk of the weather
Getting together
Better than committing treasons.

Elections can be most surprising

Elections can be most surprising
And often cause an uprising

Elections can be most surprising
And often cause an uprising
The “ins” should be “out!”