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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Fri 11-Nov-22 18:27:27

Elections can be most surprising
And often cause an uprising
The “ins” should be “out!”
They need a good clout

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Jangran99 Fri 11-Nov-22 21:03:38

Elections can be surprising
And often cause an uprising
The “ins” should be “out!”
They need a good clout
Because this country’s capsizing.

But who’ll replace them I wonder?

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Mollygo Fri 11-Nov-22 23:29:27

But who’ll replace them I wonder?
The next political blunder?

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Jangran99 Sat 12-Nov-22 08:34:19

But who’ll replace them I wonder?
The next political blunder?
Frying pans and fire

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Mollygo Sat 12-Nov-22 09:07:12

But who’ll replace them I wonder?
The next political blunder?
Frying pans and fire
Are equally dire

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GoldenLady Sat 12-Nov-22 14:06:11

But who’ll replace them I wonder?
The next political blunder?
Frying pans and fire
Are equally dire
Let's hope that we don't just go under.

Bubble gum used to be fun

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NanKate Sat 12-Nov-22 21:49:10

Bubble gum used to be fun
But advise not to use on a run

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Mollygo Sat 12-Nov-22 22:08:58

Bubble gum used to be fun
But advise not to use on a run
A burst in your face

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crazyH Sun 13-Nov-22 00:26:32

Bubble gum used to be fun
But advise not to use on a run
A burst in your face
Leaves you in a daze

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henetha Sun 13-Nov-22 11:47:43

Bubble gum used to be fun
But advise not to use on a run
A burst in your face
Leaves you in a daze
So stick your gum on a bun.

Then you can eat them both later

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crazyH Sun 13-Nov-22 11:59:06

Then you can eat them both later
Mind it doesn’t stick to your plate(r)

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 13-Nov-22 13:21:06

Then you can eat them both later
Mind it doesn't stick to your plate(r)
Or pull it right out

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Bellanonna Sun 13-Nov-22 20:04:26

Then you can eat them both later
Mind it doesn't stick to your plate(r)
Or pull it right out
Filthy habit no doubt

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nanna8 Mon 14-Nov-22 00:11:17

Then you can eat them both later
Mind it doesn’t stick to your plate(r)
Or pull it right out
Filthy habit no doubt
Just don’t hand it to the waiter

Some things should be kept to yourself

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Wyllow3 Mon 14-Nov-22 00:31:50

Some things should be kept to yourself
Like various books on your shelf...

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Nov-22 11:20:34

Some things should be kept to yourself
Like various books on your shelf ...
Best to keep schtum

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Mollygo Mon 14-Nov-22 11:24:06

Some things should be kept to yourself
Like various books on your shelf ...
Best to keep schtum
And don’t upset Mum.

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Bellanonna Mon 14-Nov-22 11:30:55

Some things should be kept to yourself
Like various books on your shelf ...
Best to keep schtum
And don’t upset Mum.
Such things could be bad for her health

I met a young woman in town

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 14-Nov-22 11:58:34

I met a young woman in town
By a tavern of known ill renown

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Mollygo Mon 14-Nov-22 12:28:30

I met a young woman in town
By a tavern of known ill renown
Though innocent, she

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GoldenLady Mon 14-Nov-22 13:02:50

I met a young woman in town
By a tavern of known ill renown
Though innocent, she
Was something to see!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 14-Nov-22 14:59:58

I met a young woman in town
By a tavern of known ill renown
Though innocent, she
Was something to see!
T'was shocking - the length of her gown.

How did she come by her fortune?

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Juliet27 Tue 15-Nov-22 06:09:40

How did she come by her fortune?
Maybe by method importune?

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Mollygo Tue 15-Nov-22 08:32:33

How did she come by her fortune?
Maybe by method importune
A lottery win

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Bellanonna Tue 15-Nov-22 08:34:44

How did she come by her fortune?
Maybe by method importune
A lottery win
Though hardly by sin

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