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Limericks with very strict rules (7) 88558

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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

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Juliet27 Sat 10-Dec-22 06:44:48

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors
The cat licks his paws
And there’s snow on the way I hear

A day for watching the tv

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henetha Sat 10-Dec-22 11:20:11

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree

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VB000 Sun 11-Dec-22 12:30:00

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside

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crazyH Sun 11-Dec-22 13:23:01

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside
And slippery besides

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Mollygo Sun 11-Dec-22 14:51:44

A day for watching the tv
Or erecting the Christmas tree
it's too cold outside
And slippery besides
It’s dangerous as you’ll agree.

When young, it was such fun to slide

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GoldenLady Sun 11-Dec-22 16:29:20

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside

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Juliet27 Sun 11-Dec-22 23:10:38

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk

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Bellanonna Sun 11-Dec-22 23:13:20

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk
We could slip a disc

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Squiffy Mon 12-Dec-22 00:14:59

When young, it was such fun to slide
On the ice, while playing outside
Now that’s a big risk
We could slip a disc
Especially if we all collide.

Is it time to put on the sprouts?

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Dec-22 06:05:04

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts

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Mollygo Mon 12-Dec-22 10:14:13

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum

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VB000 Mon 12-Dec-22 10:16:56

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon

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henetha Mon 12-Dec-22 10:47:52

Back to Mollygo...

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum
So then i drink rum

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Yammy Mon 12-Dec-22 11:10:17

Then I have to run,
To ease my pain,
Which I doubt.

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VB000 Mon 12-Dec-22 13:38:45

Don't know what happened there!!

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Mollygo Mon 12-Dec-22 13:45:10

Is it time to put on the sprouts?
A welcome veg? I have my doubts
They affect my tum
So then i drink rum
And cover the smells with loud shouts!

I don’t know what just happened there.

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Juliet27 Mon 12-Dec-22 16:12:32

I don’t know what just happened there.
It seems I was looking elsewhere

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 12-Dec-22 16:50:23

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open

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Bellanonna Mon 12-Dec-22 18:08:54

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open
I’ve only just woken

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VB000 Tue 13-Dec-22 09:50:25

I don't know what just happened there
It seems I was looking elsewhere
Keep your eyes open
I’ve only just woken
It was all a bit of a mare!

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VB000 Tue 13-Dec-22 09:50:42

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon

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henetha Tue 13-Dec-22 09:59:40

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 13-Dec-22 11:39:28

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing
Ring bells, ting-a-ling

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Juliet27 Wed 14-Dec-22 06:17:56

Not everyone can sing in tune
Carol singing this afternoon
So smile while you sing
Ring bells, ting-a-ling
The discord will be over soon

Creatures must be shocked by the snow

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henetha Wed 14-Dec-22 09:57:42

Creatures must be shocked by the snow
They simply don't know where to go

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