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crazyH Mon 20-Jun-22 08:57:46

Mollygo

I love to stroll through a garden
If private - I beg your pardon
I dance round the pond
Touch each leafy frond

Jangran99 Sun 04-Dec-22 20:26:35

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped

NanKate Sun 04-Dec-22 22:23:03

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow

henetha Mon 05-Dec-22 09:55:34

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow
Cash I will borrow

VB000 Mon 05-Dec-22 12:49:02

The cards are all written and stamped,
No wonder my hand is all cramped
I’ll post them tomorrow
Cash I will borrow
Hope the car's not been clamped

We'll soon find out if Santa's real

crazyH Mon 05-Dec-22 14:31:14

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal

VB000 Tue 06-Dec-22 12:39:50

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney

Mollygo Tue 06-Dec-22 13:36:08

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I’ve worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney
Sprightly and nimbly

lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 06-Dec-22 15:39:33

We'll soon find out if Santa's real
With him I've worked out a good deal
He comes down my chimney
Sprightly and nimbly
I'll leave out mince pies, they're a steal!

I'll put out a glass of sherry

Bellanonna Tue 06-Dec-22 20:07:02

I'll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”,

Juliet27 Wed 07-Dec-22 05:33:35

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh

VB000 Wed 07-Dec-22 15:32:56

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh
With reindeer that bray

GoldenLady Wed 07-Dec-22 16:27:41

I’ll put out a glass of sherry
Only one as we don’t want him “merry”
In charge of that sleigh
With reindeer that bray
Will that make him happy? Yes, very!

The weather is rainy and glum

Mollygo Wed 07-Dec-22 17:53:33

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.

Juliet27 Wed 07-Dec-22 20:41:33

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 07-Dec-22 21:32:27

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day
But I'm longing for May

crazyH Wed 07-Dec-22 22:19:39

The weather is rainy and glum
Or bright skies, but freezing for some.
I like a crisp day
But I'm longing for May
Meanwhile, I’ll have a shot of rum

My ears have been ringing all day

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Dec-22 09:22:29

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way

Mollygo Thu 08-Dec-22 09:37:59

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning

henetha Thu 08-Dec-22 10:20:49

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
And I'm not feigning

Bellanonna Thu 08-Dec-22 10:23:37

(True, in my case)🙁

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
I can’t help complaining

VB000 Thu 08-Dec-22 10:40:00

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
And I'm not feigning
So put some more sweets on the tray

My ears have been ringing all day
It's driving me nuts, by the way
Tinnitus reigning
I can’t help complaining
So put some more sweets on the tray

VB000 Thu 08-Dec-22 10:40:23

It's all the same, this time of year

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 08-Dec-22 22:20:54

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer

lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 09-Dec-22 14:34:31

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors

NanKate Fri 09-Dec-22 22:12:32

It's all the same, this time of year
I'll lock myself in, with some beer
So frosty outdoors
The cat licks his paws

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