Songs for swingers...

Song for swinging con-artiste:

If I fooled the World

songs for jewellers
diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
Miss you nights ( Midnight diamonds stud my heaven)

Brilliant! Thanks for making me laugh everyone ?

Song for skinny ranch worker - Nine stone cowboy.

Songs for sewage workers: I've grown accustomed to your faec......maybe not!....

Another one for cat lovers:

Cat take my eyes off of you

Swinging song for long stay visitors
Time to say goodbye

Songs for swinging medics

Oh doctor I'm in trouble
Smooth operation
A little patients..

Songs for swinging farmers
These wellies were made for walking.
Can't keep my cow eyes off you.
A whiter shade of milk pail.

Swinging song for prisoners
Don’t fence me in.

Songs fro swinging dog owners/walkers

Don't lead me this way.
The bite of love
True collars

Songs for swinging ghosthunters

Give me the fright

Songs for swinging Coutts customers

Uptown top banking

Songs for swinging chip shop cook

One Day I’ll Fry Away

Cod Only Knows

Plaiceman

Songs for swinging slimmers...

I predict a diet, I predict a diet!

I need a salad, salad, salad is what I need...

Songs for swinging eskimos

I only have ice for you

Songs for vampires

Oh what a bite

Songs for readers of a certain genre.
Visions of you, in shades of . . . grey

Songs for astrologers:

This is the dawning of the age of Aparagus

Songs for ex-lovers:

I can see clearly now Lorraine has gone

Songs for swinging policemen: Suspicious Finds.

This thread is amazing! The songs are so clever.
All I can come up with ( due to the road works outside our house)
Song for road menders
There was I digging this hole . . .

Songs for rain haters: Dry Me a River

For grocers:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Songs for fishermen
We're caught in a trout

For butchers:
Every time you go away, you take a piece of meat with you