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Songs for swingers...

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:48:51

Songs for swinging rodent fans.

Where did you get that rat?

Like a rat out of hell...

Our mouse, in the middle of our street...

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:50:58

Songs for swinging surgeons.

Reach out and touch somebody's gland...

The first time ever I saw your facelift...

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:54:54

Songs for swinging ewes.

Sharp dressed ram.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:03:11

Songs for swinging fisherman.

Anchovy for the UK.

Come on over to my plaice.

MawtheMerrier Fri 26-Aug-22 08:04:13

Is Swingers really what you meant MissAdventure ? confusedconfused

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:07:31

Well, swing was a type of music, so yes, I think so, though I stand to be corrected, of course.

PollyDolly Fri 26-Aug-22 08:12:49

Ha Ha! Yes, MissA, I did a double take when I saw the title of the thread. There is another meaning, but I do like the comments thus far, very witty.
I will now go away and have a little think..................................

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:14:19

I suppose I should think of some songs for swinging swingers now. smile

MawtheMerrier Fri 26-Aug-22 08:16:12

PollyDolly - something about “great minds” ?
I wondered if GN had developed a new sideline? gringrin

Casdon Fri 26-Aug-22 08:19:03

Frank Sinatra, meets swing criteria and what I need right now - The Coffee Song
I Get a Kick Out of You (the coffee, obviously!)

Will have a think MissA, my brain doesn’t function quickly at this time of the day.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:25:01

Songs for swinging cooks.

My old pan, said follow the van..

Three times a ladle..

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Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 08:26:14

Songs for swinging fishermen:

Cod Only Knows What I'd Do Without You

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:29:08

grin
Oh, bravo!

Millie22 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:32:37

Hmm

I like driving in my car ....

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:36:55

Songs for swinging gardeners.

Oops upside your shed.

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 08:43:50

Songs for plastic surgeons:

Holding Back the Ears
Healed With a Kiss

Concordia Fri 26-Aug-22 08:45:46

Songs for swinging cat lovers -

You've lost that loving feline
Mouse of the Rising Sun
I Will Wait Fur You
Purr's a Singer

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:48:33

grin

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:52:16

Songs for reptile enthusiasts.

Rock around the croc.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:55:25

Songs for Meghan fans.

Pass the duchess on the left hand side...

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:55:32

Look at all these and it’s not even 9 a.m. what a brilliant lot you are. My favourite so far is *chewbacca’s ‘ears’

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:58:04

Songs for accountants

A taste of money

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:59:53

Songs for apiarists

Let it bee

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:01:48

Songs for glove puppet fans.

Wake up little Sooty.

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 09:03:11

I’m getting carried away here!

Songs for sewage workers

Close to poo