Songs for swingers...

Song for a bad hair day:

Go Away, Little Curl

Song for watersports enthusiasts:

Leaving on a Jet-ski

Song for sufferers of headlice:

Something in the Hair

Songs for airline passengers:

Easyjet Sunday morning

Songs for wine-dribkers:

Life is a Cabernet

Songs for naturists

Reach out I’ll be bare

Song for a cuckolded husband

You light up my wife

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging lingerie stealers.

Got bras in pockets.

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Brilliant ? x

Songs for swinging members of Quasi-Autonomous Non-Governmental Organisations.

Tell me when will you be mine?
Tell me, quango, quango, quango!

Songs for swinging lingerie stealers.

Got bras in pockets.

Songs for swinging arborists
Born Tree
Don't leaf me this way
Any tree will do.

Songs for swinging puritans.

Hey, prude!

Songs for swinging energy companies.

I can't help falling in debt with you.

Songs for swinging hosiery fanciers.

Wuthering tights.

These are brilliant. I can never do it! On my local Radio Solent they do this - called Twisted Lyrics - I can't even remember any examples ?

Last Christmas I gave you my fart

Songs for swinging crustacean lovers.

Sand crab, sand crab, we love you!

“My secret fart’s no secret any more!’ The last line ???

More songs for swinging flatulence deniers

Once I had a Secret Fart (calamity Jane - loved that film)

Songs for swingers who feel a little unwell.

Slight fever.

More songs for swinging flatulence deniers.

Achy Breaky Fart

Songs for swinging chiropodists

Toe nail with love

Or Fartbreak Hotel