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Songs for swingers...

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:48:51

Songs for swinging rodent fans.

Where did you get that rat?

Like a rat out of hell...

Our mouse, in the middle of our street...

MissAdventure Sat 27-Aug-22 00:01:19

Songs for swinging flatulence deniers.

It's a fart-ache.

SunshineSally Sat 27-Aug-22 00:00:08

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Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:56:37

Songs for swinging unattractive people:

Pearl's a Minger

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:51:29

Songs for swinging equine hybrid lovers.

The mule on the hill.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:47:07

Songs for swinging weightwatchers.

What do ya wanna make those pies at me, for?

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:46:52

More songs for swinging malcontents:

Red red whine

Whine after whiskey

Moaner Lisa

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:45:08

More songs for swinging plumbers.

I'm leaving on a wet drain.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:42:40

Songs for swinging disinfect fans.

Zoflora dance.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:40:18

Songs for swinging Asian cuisine fans.

You make me feel foo yung.

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:40:00

grin

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:39:19

Songs for swinging gynaecologists

Here comes my bum

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:37:58

Songs for swinging malcontents:
Oh! What a Beautiful Moaning!

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:37:44

Oh how I wish there was a like/love button! x

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 23:37:06

Songs for swinging bakers:

Here Comes the Bun

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:36:26

Songs for swinging pastry fans.

Tell me pies, tell me sweet little pies...

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:33:09

grin

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:31:50

Songs for swinging dentists

Molar Kintyre

You’ve lost that lovely canine

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:24:57

Songs for swinging rare primate keepers.

Tie a yellow gibbon round the old oak tree.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:21:51

I used to date a male stripper, so hold onto your hat! grin

MawtheMerrier Fri 26-Aug-22 23:19:19

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

MissAdventure !!! blushblush
Anybody would think you had been to a rowdy hen party ! I am shocked shockshock

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:15:52

grin

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 23:09:43

Songs for swinging surgeons…

I can your piles and piles and piles and piles and piles

Thanks for the haemorrhoids

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 23:02:07

Songs for chinese porcelain collectors.

If you like it then you shoulda put a Ming on it..

SunshineSally Fri 26-Aug-22 22:55:26

MissAdventure

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

??? x

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 22:54:43

Songs for singing ornithologists.

I should be so ducky.