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Songs for swingers...

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:48:51

Songs for swinging rodent fans.

Where did you get that rat?

Like a rat out of hell...

Our mouse, in the middle of our street...

Mollygo Sun 28-Aug-22 19:40:46

Swinging song for prisoners
Don’t fence me in.

Yammy Sun 28-Aug-22 20:01:28

Songs for swinging farmers
These wellies were made for walking.
Can't keep my cow eyes off you.
A whiter shade of milk pail.

Grannmarie Sun 28-Aug-22 20:32:54

Songs for swinging medics

Oh doctor I'm in trouble
Smooth operation
A little patients..

Mollygo Mon 29-Aug-22 11:12:00

Swinging song for long stay visitors
Time to say goodbye

kittypaws49 Mon 29-Aug-22 11:48:41

Another one for cat lovers:

Cat take my eyes off of you

Gabrielle56 Mon 29-Aug-22 16:21:11

Songs for sewage workers: I've grown accustomed to your faec......maybe not!....

Scottiebear Mon 29-Aug-22 17:27:34

Song for skinny ranch worker - Nine stone cowboy.

narrowboatnan Mon 29-Aug-22 17:48:27

Brilliant! Thanks for making me laugh everyone ?

Milest0ne Mon 29-Aug-22 19:03:15

songs for jewellers
diamonds on the soles of her shoes.
Miss you nights ( Midnight diamonds stud my heaven)

Concordia Mon 29-Aug-22 21:23:17

Song for swinging con-artiste:

If I fooled the World

downtoearth Mon 29-Aug-22 21:38:44

Song for swinging trainee washer upper
Show me the way to use a brillo

Juliet27 Mon 29-Aug-22 21:52:24

Songs for swinging cardiologists

Your beatin’ heart

Juliet27 Mon 29-Aug-22 22:03:18

Songs for swinging Royal Mail strikers

Seize Mr Postman

Grannmarie Thu 01-Sept-22 23:33:30

Songs for swinging opticians,
I only have eyes for you
The eye of the tiger
Mama, he's making eyes at me

MissAdventure Thu 01-Sept-22 23:37:39

Songs for swinging dentists.

Filling groovy.

MissAdventure Thu 01-Sept-22 23:39:58

Songs for swinging bacon makers.

Piggy stardust.

Grannmarie Fri 02-Sept-22 00:19:32

Songs for swinging outfitters
It's only frock and roll but I like it.
Baby Baby where did our gloves go?
I would do anything for love but I wont do hats...

MissAdventure Fri 02-Sept-22 00:22:47

grin

MissAdventure Fri 02-Sept-22 00:25:28

Continuing the theme..

Everybody skirts.

Rainmac the knife.

I get a kick pleat out of you.

MissAdventure Fri 02-Sept-22 02:09:45

I can't believe I got woken up by this one, and felt compelled to pop in and post it!

Songs for swinging specialists in male corrective surgery.

Tubular balls.

MissAdventure Sat 03-Sept-22 00:37:09

Songs for swinging supermarket snobs.

Go away, Lidl girl.

Juliet27 Sat 03-Sept-22 20:43:36

Songs for swinging politicians

Things can only get bitter

MissAdventure Sat 03-Sept-22 20:45:35

Songs for swinging prime ministers.

Boris Wimp.

Ali08 Wed 07-Sept-22 21:14:24

Following on from MissAdventure

We're only making plans for Boris

crazyH Wed 07-Sept-22 21:21:32

Songs for swinging architects

London Bridge is falling down