Songs for swingers...

Song for swinging greengrocer

Eleanor Figby

Songs for swinging gropers.

Do you come from a hand down under?

Songs for cooks

I threw a custard in her face
I fried it My Way
Honey honey honey

Songs for swinging men/women of god.

Vicar dum dum, vicar dum dum.

Songs for swinging thespians:

Don’t Go Breaking A Leg

Full House

Stage Right Now

Songs for swinging snackers:

Nobody said it was Cheesy

First Butter’s the Deepest

Moves like Cracker

The Grape of You

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Songs for swinging chairs.

Under my bum.

Songs for the train strike
A Hard Train’s-a-Gonna-Fall
Picket to Ride
Purple Train

Songs for swingers with foot odour.

Stinky boots.

Songs for swinging plumbers.

Midnight drain to Georgia.

Songs for swinging fish fanciers.

You make me feel mighty eel.

Songs for swinging eaters of baked-beans:

Total Eclipse of the Fart

Whispering Grass (pampas!)

Song for swinging nurses

Caribbean Flu by Enema

Songs for milkmen/milkwomen

California Creaming

Songs for swinging cobblers
Shoep John B

Oh no!
If you lower the tone it means you have to stay!

Songs for swinging eaters of baked-beans:

Listen to my Fart
One Broken Fart for Sale

( Sorry, that's lowered the tone. Just getting my coat and I'll go.. )

Songs for swinging corporal punishment fans.

Up town, top spanking.

Another one for cat or dog lovers:

Pets Spend the Night Together

Songs for a swinging Japanese restaurant:

Wake Up Little Sushi
Noodles & Pins

Songs for swinging occupational health professionals.

Do you wanna crutch?