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Songs for swingers...

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MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 07:48:51

Songs for swinging rodent fans.

Where did you get that rat?

Like a rat out of hell...

Our mouse, in the middle of our street...

Yammy Fri 26-Aug-22 10:08:22

My old man's an OP,
He wears an OP's hat,
He wears old Rohan trousers,
And lives in the shed at the back.

Yammy Fri 26-Aug-22 09:38:43

Song for an elderly gran.
Saturday night at the T.V.we'll know what programmes we'll see.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:30:48

Songs for bakers.

The house of the rising bun.

nanna8 Fri 26-Aug-22 09:27:30

For postal workers-
Mail house rock ?

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:13:42

Songs for swinging pork lovers.

Eleanor Pigby.

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 09:13:11

Songs for opticians

Fight for your sight

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:10:58

Songs for swinging toastie fans.... wait for it...

Sympathy for the Breville
smile

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:06:06

Again, songs for sewage workers.

Free turd.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:03:52

grin

Yammy Fri 26-Aug-22 09:03:14

MawtheMerrier

PollyDolly - something about “great minds” ?
I wondered if GN had developed a new sideline? gringrin

I first thought it followed on from yesterdays post of "Should men join grans net?" Something to entice them.gringrin

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 09:03:11

I’m getting carried away here!

Songs for sewage workers

Close to poo

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 09:01:48

Songs for glove puppet fans.

Wake up little Sooty.

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:59:53

Songs for apiarists

Let it bee

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:58:04

Songs for accountants

A taste of money

Juliet27 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:55:32

Look at all these and it’s not even 9 a.m. what a brilliant lot you are. My favourite so far is *chewbacca’s ‘ears’

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:55:25

Songs for Meghan fans.

Pass the duchess on the left hand side...

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:52:16

Songs for reptile enthusiasts.

Rock around the croc.

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:48:33

grin

Concordia Fri 26-Aug-22 08:45:46

Songs for swinging cat lovers -

You've lost that loving feline
Mouse of the Rising Sun
I Will Wait Fur You
Purr's a Singer

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 08:43:50

Songs for plastic surgeons:

Holding Back the Ears
Healed With a Kiss

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:36:55

Songs for swinging gardeners.

Oops upside your shed.

Millie22 Fri 26-Aug-22 08:32:37

Hmm

I like driving in my car ....

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:29:08

grin
Oh, bravo!

Chewbacca Fri 26-Aug-22 08:26:14

Songs for swinging fishermen:

Cod Only Knows What I'd Do Without You

MissAdventure Fri 26-Aug-22 08:25:01

Songs for swinging cooks.

My old pan, said follow the van..

Three times a ladle..

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