July 21 Limericks

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun
Is so much more fun
But use your sunblock, doctors say

There's nothing as dumb as a goose

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun
Is so much more fun

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way
A walk in the sun

At last a whole sunshiny day
Now who needs fake tan, by the way .

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn't wish for rain
I'll keep pollen out
Of my house, there's no doubt
Oh no! I'm sneezing again!

At last a whole sunshiny day

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain
I’ll keep pollen out
Of my house, there's no doubt

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain
I’ll keep pollen out

This hayfever lark is a pain
But I just mustn’t wish for rain

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine
And making a scene
Looks like it’s all about ‘moi’

This hayfever lark is a pain

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine
And making a scene

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir
I'm high on caffeine

I do love a Café Renoir
But time now to say au revoir

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make
Or even to fake
Can’t make one? Well M&S do.

I do love a Café Renoir

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make
Or even to fake

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue
So easy to make

We all love a cheesecake or two
Specially after a barbecue

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
Make Papers’ headings
Yet another Bank Holiday

We all love a cheesecake or two

I would delete the above if I could!

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
Make Papers’ headings

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings
And washing all of our beddings!

I enjoy a nice custard pie
With loads of double cream, oh my
But I'd better say no

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day
Romance and weddings

Such a beautiful month is May
Mild evenings and sunny all day

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will certainly pay
The bottles she’ll put in the bin

Such a beautiful month is May

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will certainly pay

She liked to mix beer, wine, and gin
She called it a cocktail of sin
Her head, the next day
Will sure have to pay