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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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Salti Mon 15-May-23 10:32:37

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look
I then peeked once more

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henetha Mon 15-May-23 09:54:50

Later, I found a secret book,
I fainted after just one look

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 14-May-23 18:17:14

When I was young and innocent
I asked my mummy what sex meant
"It's the number after five!"
She quickly contrived
So, back to my maths book I went.

Later, I found a secret book

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CazzJazz Sun 14-May-23 17:35:11

When I was young and innocent
I asked my mummy what sex meant
"It's the number after five!"
She quickly contrived

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GoldenLady Sun 14-May-23 14:06:22

When I was young and innocent
I asked my mummy what sex meant
"It's the number after five!"

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Salti Sun 14-May-23 09:23:24

When I was young and innocent
I asked my mummy what sex meant

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Juliet27 Sun 14-May-23 07:19:25

Improving looks can be a pain
Make-up goes streaky in the rain
And as for my hair
It's cause for despair
A good look I just can’t attain

When I was young and innocent

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GoldenLady Sat 13-May-23 22:58:33

Improving looks can be a pain
Make-up goes streaky in the rain
And as for my hair
It's cause for despair

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 13-May-23 18:38:01

Improving looks can be a pain
Make-up goes streaky in the rain
And as for my hair

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crazyH Sat 13-May-23 17:22:14

Improving looks can be a pain
Make-up goes streaky in the rain

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Juliet27 Sat 13-May-23 17:18:13

I strutted around in high heels
I now have a blister that feels
As if it's on fire
They really are dire
Can anyone lend me some wheels?

Improving looks can be a pain

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crazyH Sat 13-May-23 17:06:41

I strutted around in high heels
I now have a blister that feels
As if it's on fire
They really are dire

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CazzJazz Sat 13-May-23 16:54:18

I strutted around in high heels
I now have a blister that feels
As if it's on fire

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Jangran99 Sat 13-May-23 10:40:50

I strutted around in high heels
I now have a blister that feels

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Salti Sat 13-May-23 09:43:43

I love to hear good news
More upbeat stories and views
No waste of space sport
Or fools that purport
To know how to walk in my shoes

I strutted around in high heels

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Juliet27 Thu 11-May-23 22:14:35

I love to hear good news
More upbeat stories and views
No waste of space sport
Or fools that purport

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Salti Thu 11-May-23 19:26:48

I love to hear good news
More upbeat stories and views
No waste of space sport

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 11-May-23 16:08:19

I love to hear good news
More upbeat stories and views

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CazzJazz Thu 11-May-23 13:54:36

News broadcasts are getting bizarre
Crazy events from near and far
Seems a need to shock
Perhaps we should block
And appoint a news czar!

I love to hear good news

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henetha Thu 11-May-23 09:44:25

News broadcasts are getting bizarre
Crazy events from near and far
Seems a need to shock
Perhaps we should block

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Juliet27 Thu 11-May-23 06:28:08

News broadcasts are getting bizarre
Crazy events from near and far
Seems a need to shock

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CazzJazz Wed 10-May-23 16:37:51

News broadcasts are getting bizarre
Crazy events from near and far

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GoldenLady Wed 10-May-23 15:31:28

So we'll always be together
Firm friends we will be forever
She’ll lie on my lap
While I take a nap
And nothing our friendship will sever.

News broadcasts are getting bizarre

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Juliet27 Wed 10-May-23 06:29:16

So we'll always be together
Firm friends we will be forever
She’ll lie on my lap
While I take a nap

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Jangran99 Wed 10-May-23 00:47:36

So we'll always be together
Firm friends we will be forever
She’ll lie on my lap

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