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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

GoldenLady Wed 12-Apr-23 15:37:28

A master mariner back in the day
Got lost in the Bay of Biscay
He thought he saw Dover

Salti Wed 12-Apr-23 13:19:25

A master mariner back in the day
Got lost in the Bay of Biscay

CazzJazz Wed 12-Apr-23 13:09:31

I'd sure like to go to the beach
And maritime history I'd teach
They'd all be enthralled
Despite how I'd drawled
How many young minds I could reach

A master mariner back in the day

Juliet27 Wed 12-Apr-23 12:20:54

I'd sure like to go to the beach
And maritime history I'd teach
They'd all be enthralled
Despite how I’d drawled

VB000 Wed 12-Apr-23 10:14:02

I'd sure like to go to the beach
And maritime history I'd teach
They'd all be enthralled

henetha Wed 12-Apr-23 10:08:30

[sorry Salti. Will alter your line slightly to fit limerick pattern of 88558 syllables smile ]

I'd sure like to go to the beach
And maritime history I'd teach

Salti Wed 12-Apr-23 09:52:25

I fancy an all over tan
You’ll surely need more than one can
And someone who’ll spray
And wash stains away
It sounds like a really good plan

I'll go to the beach

crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 22:32:34

I fancy an all over tan
You’ll surely need more than one can
And someone who’ll spray
And wash stains away

Jangran99 Tue 11-Apr-23 22:26:41

I fancy an all over tan
You’ll surely need more than one can
And someone who’ll spray

crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 22:23:18

I fancy an all over tan
You’ll surely need more than one can

CazzJazz Tue 11-Apr-23 21:53:29

Now where did I put that deckchair?
I'll go out to bask in the air
I'd like to go buff
But I look quite rough
So I better not dare to bare!

I fancy an all over tan

Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 21:45:58

Now where did I put that deckchair?
I'll go out to bask in the air
I’d love to go buff
But I look quite rough
I wish that I just didn’t care.

A chiropractor from Belfast

crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 19:28:18

Now where did I put that deckchair?
I'll go out to bask in the air
I’d love to go buff
But I look quite rough

Jangran99 Tue 11-Apr-23 19:03:24

Now where did I put that deckchair?
I'll go out to bask in the air
I’d love to go buff

GoldenLady Tue 11-Apr-23 18:21:46

Now where did I put that deckchair?
I'll go out to bask in the air

Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 11:28:29

As soon as the sun starts to shine
Aches disappear and I'm quite fine
I soak up the rays
And loosen my stays
And give no thought to my waistline

Now where did I put that deckchair?

henetha Tue 11-Apr-23 10:22:14

As soon as the sun starts to shine
Aches disappear and I'm quite fine
I soak up the rays
And loosen my stays

Salti Tue 11-Apr-23 08:41:07

As soon as the sun starts to shine
Aches disappear and I'm quite fine
I soak up the rays

crazyH Tue 11-Apr-23 07:22:44

As soon as the sun starts to shine
Aches disappear and I’m quite fine

Juliet27 Tue 11-Apr-23 06:30:22

He says that no more will he drink
He knows that he’d been on the brink
He'll climb on the wagon
Throw out a flagon
In his armour he’d found the chink

As soon as the sun starts to shine

Jangran99 Mon 10-Apr-23 22:05:05

He says that no more will he drink
He knows that he’d been on the brink
He'll climb on the wagon
Throw out a flagon

Jane71 Mon 10-Apr-23 20:34:11

He says that no more will he drink
He knows that he’d been on the brink
So he'll climb on the wagon

Juliet27 Mon 10-Apr-23 16:25:51

He says that no more will he drink
He knows that he’d been on the brink

GoldenLady Mon 10-Apr-23 15:33:18

Try a hair of the dog, they said
It'll do wonders for your street cred
Although he passed out
After whizzing about
And some of us thought he was dead!

He says that no more will he drink

henetha Mon 10-Apr-23 10:19:01

Try a hair of the dog, they said
It'll do wonders for your street cred
Although he passed out
After whizzing about

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