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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

Juliet27 Mon 12-Dec-22 06:11:00

My cat is curled up next to me
As happy as felines can be
Till there’s a rustle
Twitch of a muscle

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 11-Dec-22 20:27:16

My cat is curled up next to me
As happy as felines can be
Till she hears the faint rustle

GoldenLady Sun 11-Dec-22 16:31:43

My cat is curled up next to me
As happy as felines can be

VB000 Sun 11-Dec-22 12:58:49

My cat is curled up next to me

VB000 Sun 11-Dec-22 12:58:30

The Cairngorms would be very nice
But it’s so easy to slip on the ice
Ice chains have rusted
So can’t be trusted
I'll add a new line in a trice

Juliet27 Sat 10-Dec-22 06:38:19

The Cairngorms would be very nice
But it’s so easy to slip on the ice
Ice chains have rusted
So can’t be trusted

crazyH Sat 10-Dec-22 00:40:22

The Cairngorms would be very nice
But it’s so easy to slip on the ice
Ice chains have rusted

NanKate Fri 09-Dec-22 22:14:31

The Cairngorms would be very nice
But it’s so easy to slip on the ice

henetha Fri 09-Dec-22 10:46:22

Do you think that we'll get any snow?
We ask every Christmas, I know
A rare event now
Who needs a snowplough
I think I'll go sledging, you know.

The Cairngorms would be very nice

VB000 Fri 09-Dec-22 09:11:12

Do you think that we'll get any snow?
We ask every Christmas, I know
A rare event now
Who needs a snowplough

Juliet27 Fri 09-Dec-22 07:08:57

Do you think that we'll get any snow?
We ask every Christmas, I know
A rare event now

LadyHonoriaDedlock Thu 08-Dec-22 22:18:47

Do you think that we'll get any snow?
We ask every Christmas, I know

GoldenLady Thu 08-Dec-22 15:16:44

I shall start on the Baileys soon
Though that will be gone before noon
The room is spinning
Baileys is winning
And soon I'll be over the moon.

Do you think that we'll get any snow?

henetha Thu 08-Dec-22 10:24:50

I shall start on the Baileys soon
Though that will be gone before noon
The room is spinning
Baileys is winning

lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 08-Dec-22 09:24:46

I shall start on the Baileys soon
Though that will be gone before noon
The room is spinning

LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 07-Dec-22 21:31:29

I shall start on the Baileys soon
Though that will be gone before noon

Juliet27 Wed 07-Dec-22 20:51:11

So a new Limerick starts here,
Excuse me, I'm drinking my beer
Though I might have wine
And start the next line
But I’ve drunk too much now I fear

I shall start on the Baileys soon

GoldenLady Wed 07-Dec-22 16:29:24

So a new Limerick starts here,
Excuse me, I'm drinking my beer
Though I might have wine
And start the next line

VB000 Wed 07-Dec-22 10:45:02

So a new Limerick starts here,
Excuse me, I'm drinking my beer
Though I might have wine

henetha Tue 06-Dec-22 18:39:15

So a new Limerick starts here,
Excuse me, I'm drinking my beer

Juliet27 Tue 06-Dec-22 18:29:33

Just a reminder that we try to keep to the 88558 syllable rhythm and each do just one line…and the last person starts a new Limerick

So a new Limerick starts here

FannyCornforth Tue 06-Dec-22 17:42:05

The good people of Gransnet decided
Harry and Meghan must be derided
‘Those lines are too long!’
‘I’m so sorry- if wrong,
I’ll just leave this thread,’ she sigh-ded

GoldenLady Tue 06-Dec-22 15:21:25

The good people of Gransnet decided
Harry and Meghan must be strongly derided
Those lines are too long!

FannyCornforth Tue 06-Dec-22 11:48:47

The good people of Gransnet decided
Harry and Meghan must be strongly derided

VB000 Tue 06-Dec-22 10:56:46

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet
It’s good for advice
On how to catch mice
Which I did once just for a bet

The good people of Gransnet decided

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