July 21 Limericks

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet
It’s good for advice
On how to catch mice

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet
It’s good for advice

There once was a site called Gransnet
But I am not old enough yet

If we don’t win, I’ll just eat my hat
I’ve made it with pastry, so that
If I feel shaky
My hat, of pastry flakey
Will provide supper for me and my cat

There once was a site called Gransnet

If we don't win, I'll just eat my hat
I made one with pastry, so that
If I feel shaky

If we don't win, I'll just eat my hat
I made one with pastry, so that

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal
And we’re now on a roll
We'll beat France tonight, just you see.

If we don't, I'll just eat my hat

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal
And we’re now on a roll

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’
Harry Kane scored a goal

My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’

‘My team never wins, woe is me!’
‘I presume that you’re talking foot-ie?’

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
His reindeer guide him
And they’re far from dim
And his GPS has help to give,

My team never wins; woe is me!

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
His reindeer guide him
And they’re far from dim

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve
He has reindeer to guide him

How does Santa know where I live?
He can’t have a mind like a sieve

I'm putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task that I view with glee
The lights are tangled
The tinsel's mangled
A job I hate, is it just me?

How does Santa know where I live?

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task I that I view with glee
The lights are tangled
The tinsel’s mangled

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task I that I view with glee
The lights are all tangled

I’m putting up my Christmas tree
Not a task that I view with glee

PS I should have prefaced my last sentence in the holiday limerick with’Now’

I’m just putting up my Christmas tree 🌲

I do like a long Summer holiday
Many a day’s been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight
With the sun shining bright
Let’s crack open the Bollie - hey!🍾 🥂

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight
With sun shining bright

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day
Not a Cliff in sight

I do like a long summer holiday
Many a day's been a jolly day