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July 21 Limericks

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fairfraise Tue 27-Sept-22 20:23:02

Olive, she's not very pretty
But, my, she's frightfully witty

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keepcalmandcavachon Tue 06-Jun-23 17:50:32

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter
Drank blood not water
And the werewolf groom was shedding

On the whole the reception went well

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Salti Tue 06-Jun-23 15:19:12

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter
Drank blood not water

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VB000 Tue 06-Jun-23 10:37:30

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter

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Mollygo Tue 06-Jun-23 08:36:11

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding

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Juliet27 Tue 06-Jun-23 06:16:52

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!
Here in Tel Aviv
Where our 10 am is your noon

A photographer from Reading

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Salti Mon 05-Jun-23 22:10:01

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!
Here in Tel Aviv

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GoldenLady Mon 05-Jun-23 18:27:02

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 05-Jun-23 13:55:44

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?

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VB000 Mon 05-Jun-23 11:08:23

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But not get a drink
I know there’s a link
That will teach me not to drink beer

And now we're hurtling into June

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Juliet27 Mon 05-Jun-23 07:20:39

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But not get a drink
I know there’s a link

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GoldenLady Sat 03-Jun-23 15:33:43

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But I shouldn't get a drink

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 03-Jun-23 15:25:53

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear

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Mollygo Sat 03-Jun-23 09:36:35

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full
While stranded in Hull
And too far to go to the sea!

There’s loos in McDonald’s I hear

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Salti Sat 03-Jun-23 09:06:37

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full
While stranded in Hull

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crazyH Fri 02-Jun-23 21:23:47

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full

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NanKate Fri 02-Jun-23 21:17:29

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee

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CazzJazz Fri 02-Jun-23 16:11:39

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup.
Now and then a feast
Now, tastebuds are teased
I'll happily sit here and sup!

I might do a buffet for tea

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crazyH Fri 02-Jun-23 14:56:03

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,
Now and then, a feast
Now, tastebuds are teased

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GoldenLady Fri 02-Jun-23 13:49:40

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,
Now and then, a real feast

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henetha Fri 02-Jun-23 11:25:13

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,

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Mollygo Fri 02-Jun-23 11:04:43

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake
But hips like a snake
Would my complexion be pallid?

A bun now and then cheers me up

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VB000 Fri 02-Jun-23 09:58:45

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake
But hips like a snake

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Salti Fri 02-Jun-23 09:22:27

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake

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CazzJazz Thu 01-Jun-23 17:16:43

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 01-Jun-23 15:32:21

For him, steaks should be cremated
So I burn them while he's waited
He likes them on chips
And plenty of dips
Then, his appetite is sated.

I wish I could love a salad

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