July 21 Limericks

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter
Drank blood not water
And the werewolf groom was shedding

On the whole the reception went well

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter
Drank blood not water

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding
Dracula's daughter

A photographer from Reading
Worked at a large gothic wedding

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!
Here in Tel Aviv
Where our 10 am is your noon

A photographer from Reading

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!
Here in Tel Aviv

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?
It is where I live!

And now we're hurtling into June
So will the sun be shining soon?

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But not get a drink
I know there’s a link
That will teach me not to drink beer

And now we're hurtling into June

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But not get a drink
I know there’s a link

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear
But I shouldn't get a drink

There's loos in McDonald's I hear
But I must purchase food, that's clear

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full
While stranded in Hull
And too far to go to the sea!

There’s loos in McDonald’s I hear

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full
While stranded in Hull

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee
When bladders are full

I might do a buffet for tea
But first I need a quick pee

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup.
Now and then a feast
Now, tastebuds are teased
I'll happily sit here and sup!

I might do a buffet for tea

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,
Now and then, a feast
Now, tastebuds are teased

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,
Now and then, a real feast

A bun now and then cheers me up
With a drink of tea in a cup,

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake
But hips like a snake
Would my complexion be pallid?

A bun now and then cheers me up

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake
But hips like a snake

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid
No buns and no cake

I wish I could love a salad
My dieting would be valid

For him, steaks should be cremated
So I burn them while he's waited
He likes them on chips
And plenty of dips
Then, his appetite is sated.

I wish I could love a salad