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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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henetha Tue 18-Apr-23 11:27:06

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar,
I'm free as a bird

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 18-Apr-23 09:53:18

I still remember my first car
So to travelling there's now no bar

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Juliet27 Tue 18-Apr-23 06:47:49

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
The last of the snow
With no more bad weather forecast

I still remember my first car

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Salti Mon 17-Apr-23 20:08:06

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
The last of the snow

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crazyH Mon 17-Apr-23 20:06:46

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so
Can’t cope with more snow

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Jane71 Mon 17-Apr-23 20:00:07

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?
Let's hope it is so

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CazzJazz Mon 17-Apr-23 17:19:01

Can it really be spring at last?
Has winter had it's last blast?

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GoldenLady Mon 17-Apr-23 13:41:31

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had
Miss one and feel sad
I found one! At last it is mine!

Can it really be spring at last?

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Juliet27 Sun 16-Apr-23 08:06:31

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had
Miss one and feel sad

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crazyH Sat 15-Apr-23 23:41:17

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.
Bargains can be had

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Ashcombe Sat 15-Apr-23 21:55:09

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine
But not if the sun doesn't shine.

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Mollygo Sat 15-Apr-23 21:15:13

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?
I never can tell
But less cash I’m certain to pay.

Car boot sales are fun when it’s fine

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CazzJazz Sat 15-Apr-23 21:00:56

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?
I never can tell

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Apr-23 16:34:52

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!
Will I buy or sell?

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Ashcombe Sat 15-Apr-23 16:03:41

Tomorrow is car boot sale day
From chores, I must get away!

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VB000 Sat 15-Apr-23 15:47:06

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees
It's starting to freeze
And I think I've got a splinter

Tomorrow is car boot sale day

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Salti Sat 15-Apr-23 13:34:37

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees
It's starting to freeze

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Mollygo Sat 15-Apr-23 12:06:39

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter
Soaked up to the knees

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Juliet27 Sat 15-Apr-23 11:25:55

Rivers run high in the Winter
When it floods, best be a sprinter

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nanna8 Sat 15-Apr-23 10:53:21

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk
The heat and smell of puke
He found you had to shout loudly

Rivers run high in the Winter

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Salti Sat 15-Apr-23 10:24:38

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk
The heat and smell of puke

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Jangran99 Fri 14-Apr-23 20:26:32

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy
The noise in the Souk

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Ashcombe Fri 14-Apr-23 19:19:57

Sorry....

When Alistair went to Saudi
He found the locals were rowdy

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Ashcombe Fri 14-Apr-23 19:19:10

He found the locals were rowdy

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Juliet27 Fri 14-Apr-23 18:06:19

Flamenco is good for the hips.
But not cakes, desserts or chips
You could fandango
Takes two to tango
And you need strength to do the flips

When Alistair went to Saudi

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