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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Juliet27 Sun 18-Dec-22 13:30:29

The children are tired and fractious
And it’s making Santa anxious

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GoldenLady Sun 18-Dec-22 17:44:47

The children are tired and fractious
And it’s making Santa anxious
He wishes they'd be

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Crocus5 Mon 19-Dec-22 18:53:05

The children are tired and fractious
And it’s making Santa anxious
He wishes they’d be
Still, like you and me

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Juliet27 Tue 20-Dec-22 05:39:36

The children are tired and fractious
And it’s making Santa anxious
He wishes they’d be
Still, like you and me
But their antics just distract us

I preferred snow to wind and rain

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Jangran99 Tue 20-Dec-22 08:48:25

I preferred snow to wind and rain,
Though travel to work was insane

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nanna8 Tue 20-Dec-22 08:57:10

I preferred snow to wind and rain,
Though travel to work was insane
Bumper to bumper

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VB000 Tue 20-Dec-22 09:13:17

I preferred snow to wind and rain,
Though travel to work was insane
Bumper to bumper
Feeling much plumper

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Crocus5 Tue 20-Dec-22 15:44:51

I preferred snow to wind and rain
Though travel to work was insane
Bumper to bumper
Feeling much plumper
Don’t want to go through that again

I’m going to travel by bus

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 20-Dec-22 16:30:32

I'm going to travel by bus
I've become a bit of a wuss

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crazyH Tue 20-Dec-22 16:39:44

I'm going to travel by bus
I've become a bit of a wuss
Quite lazy really

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Yammy Tue 20-Dec-22 17:25:51

Quite lazy really ,
All touchy-feely,
Becoming quite a plus

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Yammy Tue 20-Dec-22 17:27:12

Sorry did two lines

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Juliet27 Wed 21-Dec-22 06:55:39

I'm going to travel by bus
I've become a bit of a wuss
Quite lazy really
Taxi ideally

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Mollygo Wed 21-Dec-22 07:09:14

I'm going to travel by bus
I've become a bit of a wuss
Quite lazy really
Taxi ideally
Though timetable faults make me cuss

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Mollygo Wed 21-Dec-22 07:10:28

Perhaps I’ll stay home and just zoom

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NanKate Wed 21-Dec-22 07:33:52

Perhaps I’ll stay home and just zoom
And invite virtual folks to my room

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VB000 Wed 21-Dec-22 14:29:31

Perhaps I’ll stay home and just zoom
And invite virtual folks to my room
Enjoy some banter

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Wed 21-Dec-22 16:38:34

Perhaps I’ll stay home and just zoom
And invite virtual folks to my room
Enjoy some banter
(They won't see the decanter)

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GoldenLady Wed 21-Dec-22 18:25:28

Perhaps I’ll stay home and just zoom
And invite virtual folks to my room
Enjoy some banter
(They won't see the decanter)
At least there, the weather won't loom.

It's winter, there's now no denying

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Mollygo Wed 21-Dec-22 23:39:22

It's winter, there's now no denying
Ways to stay warmer we’re trying

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JackyB Wed 21-Dec-22 23:51:09

It's winter, there's now no denying
Ways to stay warmer we’re trying
A thick sweater or two

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 22-Dec-22 13:50:15

It's winter, there's now no denying
Ways to stay warmer we're trying
A thick sweater or two
And mittens, they're new

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VB000 Thu 22-Dec-22 16:19:46

It's winter, there's now no denying
Ways to stay warmer we're trying
A thick sweater or two
And mittens, they're new
This hoodie was well worth buying!

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VB000 Thu 22-Dec-22 16:20:09

The reindeer are coming to town

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