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More limericks with very strict rules and I'm standing by with a metre stick ;)

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LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 18-Dec-22 13:02:27

Have we got time for another?
What, wine? Oh no let me recover
Well maybe a sherry
Gin from a berry
Or a drop of fine malt to discover

The children are tired and fractious

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Mollygo Fri 24-Mar-23 22:07:53

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops
£10 for an egg?

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Juliet27 Fri 24-Mar-23 21:39:54

The Easter eggs are in the shops
I won’t buy unless the price drops

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VB000 Fri 24-Mar-23 09:37:23

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain
As some of the younger kids barfed

The Easter eggs are in the shops

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Mar-23 18:37:44

Ignore me…I dithered too long 😬 so back to…

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Mar-23 18:35:49

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
I’ll never again
Fail and entertain

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Mollygo Wed 22-Mar-23 18:28:40

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again
Cycle nude in the rain

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CazzJazz Wed 22-Mar-23 15:58:02

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft
So I will never again

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 22-Mar-23 14:04:39

All of the other kids laughed
Which made me feel foolish and daft

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GoldenLady Wed 22-Mar-23 13:36:11

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike
Excuse for a bike
Did nothing to make me look cool!

All of the other kids laughed

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Juliet27 Wed 22-Mar-23 11:03:22

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike
Excuse for a bike

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VB000 Wed 22-Mar-23 10:58:19

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.
My strange little trike

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NanKate Tue 21-Mar-23 21:39:56

One day as I cycled to school
I really felt like a big fool.

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 20:55:21

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy
Dance till I’m dizzy
But I’m not sure that’s the best way

One day as I cycled to school

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Mollygo Tue 21-Mar-23 18:45:07

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy
Dance till I’m dizzy

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 21-Mar-23 17:20:42

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay
Keep my mind busy

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 12:37:55

I really need to fill my day
Ensure I keep boredom at bay

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CazzJazz Tue 21-Mar-23 11:59:34

Not sure I've even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It's packed up it's bags
Left me with my fags
To chainsmoke until I feel ill

I really need to fill my day

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crazyH Tue 21-Mar-23 11:02:34

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It packed up it's bags
Left me with my fags

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VB000 Tue 21-Mar-23 10:40:05

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,
It packed up it's bags

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henetha Tue 21-Mar-23 10:10:44

Not sure I’ve even found the will
In fact it's gone, over the hill,

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 08:26:14

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out ,
You begin to doubt
Whether in fact you’ve lost the will.

Not sure I’ve even found the will

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Jangran99 Tue 21-Mar-23 07:16:25

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out ,
You begin to doubt

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Juliet27 Tue 21-Mar-23 06:49:19

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until
You wear yourself out

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crazyH Mon 20-Mar-23 23:10:21

If you multi-task with great skill
You’ll achieve quite a lot, until

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Mollygo Mon 20-Mar-23 23:04:05

Who knew he was a secret cop?
He looked like a guy with a mop
You never can trust
A badge that is thrust
At you, when you’re imbibing pop.

If you multi-task with great skill

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